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General => Technoweenies => Topic started by: Ruski on February 10, 2006, 11:46:06 AM

Title: The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
Post by: Ruski on February 10, 2006, 11:46:06 AM

Check this bad boy out!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/looflirpa/shrinter.shtml (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/looflirpa/shrinter.shtml)

I just ordered two of them! I can't wait to start Shrinting!

-RuskiFace the Pirate

Title: Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
Post by: AJStarhiker on February 10, 2006, 11:50:53 AM

Those look like fun.

Title: Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
Post by: Ruski on February 10, 2006, 11:56:12 AM

I think it's my new favorite device in the whole world.

-RuskiFace the Pirate

Title: Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
Post by: AJStarhiker on February 10, 2006, 11:57:43 AM

Makes me wish I still had a job.

Title: Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
Post by: Gabriel on February 10, 2006, 12:00:51 PM

um.... yeah....

Gabriel

Title: Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
Post by: Ruski on February 10, 2006, 12:07:57 PM

no job? did you paperwork get Shrinted?

-RuskiFace the Pirate

Title: Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
Post by: AJStarhiker on February 10, 2006, 12:21:44 PM

No.  My enlistment in the Air Force ended and I decided to go back to school

Title: Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
Post by: Ruski on February 10, 2006, 12:22:14 PM

the air-force needs a Shrinter.

-RuskiFace the Pirate

Title: Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
Post by: AJStarhiker on February 10, 2006, 12:23:18 PM

I agree.  More space for computers.

Title: Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
Post by: Gabriel on February 10, 2006, 12:24:21 PM

And what with Area 51 and all, I think they will invest heavily in them.

Gabriel

Title: Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
Post by: Ruski on February 10, 2006, 12:25:28 PM

I know! their shrinters would be running 24/7!

-RuskiFace the Pirate

Title: Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
Post by: NeoPaladin on February 13, 2006, 06:10:07 AM

They would kill their shrinters if they shrinted everything they need to shrint.

Paladin

Title: Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
Post by: Ruski on February 13, 2006, 08:41:05 AM

well, perhaps they could buy them in bulk?

-RuskIFace the Pirate

Title: Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
Post by: Ingo Monk on February 13, 2006, 10:12:28 AM

THey'll need to order one of those high-capacity/volume shrinters.  Conveniently built into a HP LaserJet 4650n!

Title: Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
Post by: Ruski on February 13, 2006, 10:28:22 AM

actually, the one I linked is a laser-shrinter.

they gutted an HP inkjet, and installed the shreader cros-cut feature onto the roving print head... the back of the unit has a traditional laserjet printer installed inside it.

-RuskiFace the pirate

Title: Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
Post by: Gabriel on February 13, 2006, 10:42:58 AM

Yeah, but waht about mounting a laser IN it. Imagine the wonderfully shirtined documents you could get with a laser printer with an attached laser shredder! FUN!!!

Gabriel

Title: Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
Post by: Ruski on February 13, 2006, 10:56:44 AM

ohhh! you could shread and BURN your documents instantly!!!

-RuskiFace the Pirate

Title: Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
Post by: Gabriel on February 13, 2006, 12:32:28 PM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo! You should invent that!!!

Gabriel

Title: Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
Post by: Ruski on February 13, 2006, 01:11:31 PM

I could call it: Shrinter|BURNINATOR

hahahahahaha

trogdor strikes again!

-RuskiFace the Pirate

Title: Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
Post by: Gabriel on February 14, 2006, 05:22:21 AM

LOL!!! All hail TROGDOR!!!!!!

Gabriel