Shadowrun Pub
General => General => Topic started by: Jester on June 18, 2006, 06:01:02 PM
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really, wow
http://media.skoopy.com/misc/japantv/
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At first I thought it was a trainig video for women riding the bus alone - but then I realzed its just their version of the Macarena :P
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How sad... they're teaching women how to shoot down men as a workout?
Why don't they learn strip aerobics instead?
-kv
(channeling Gabe for the moment)
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Yay for strip aerobics. :-*
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That's what I'm saying- Yay for strip aerobics!
-kv
(still channeling Gabe for some reason)
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I like it when you channel gabe :)
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Hey now, stop channeling me! I'm the only one allowed to channel me! In fact, now that I have a girlfriend, I find that I don't channel myself nearly as much!
Wait... did I say channeling??? um.... gotta go...
Gabriel
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hehe, now he's channeling her
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Is it even technically masterbation if someone else does it?
-kv
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hmmm, that's a good question. I say as long as no oriface is involved it's masterbation
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Wow (see, that's the subject )
Ten posts before you veered violently off topic. Is that a record?
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Nope. Far below. I think the record it second or third post.
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Second, if I remember correctly.
Ruski is the king of derailing threads.
-kv
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lol, yea. He's the man. So, anyone ever eat at, WoW
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that was just wrong :banghead:
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what, chicken wings?
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techniquicly masterbation ooo the bad thingys off of that lol we can just fry that in oil and cook till done 8)
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Wait a minute. Masturbation is a bad thing?? I always thought it was just sex with someone I loved. ;)
Gabriel
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lol!
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lol i think it is good just talkin bout chicken fingers n masturbation :o
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Wait a minute. Masturbation is a bad thing?? I always thought it was just sex with someone I loved. ;)
Gabriel
First ,best, and often only partner? ;)
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If that had been typed by anyone excpet for you, Zone, I would have smote then back to kingdom come. But I know you secretly love me, so I'll let it pass. ;)
Gabriel
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Actually, that's a Woody Allen quote.
-kv
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I know. But it's a hell of a quote.
Gabriel
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If that had been typed by anyone excpet for you, Zone, I would have smote then back to kingdom come. But I know you secretly love me, so I'll let it pass. ;)
Gabriel
Awww, thanks Gabe.
And no, I won't throw in a kissy face smilie ;D
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Ah.... feel the lovin'. ;)
Gabriel
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haha, you're lucky she didn't put a boot in your ass
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I know, that's what I was talking about! ;D
Gabriel
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Love hurts, they say.
And apparently Love also shoots, scratches, and stabs!
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Or in Zone's case....Clamps ;)
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feel the pain!
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Cyberneic testicles anyone????
Gabriel
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Actually, if you have one removed due to testicular cancer, they put a 'fake' in there, just so you don't freak out.
Just like people who have thier legs amputated- they put fake feet at the end of your bed, so you won't freak out when you wake up.
-kv
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never have so many people been so angry at a couple of rolled up towels.
-Ruski
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Ah, I still like the Cybernut idea. If you can stuff all that hardware in an EYEBALL, just imagine what you could fit in one of these. :o
Gabriel
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it could be more powerfull than a cranial-nuke!
-Ruski
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And more deadly. I know plenty of runners who would pop out a cyber eye to stay alive... but cutting out the boys? That... what if you got the wrong one?
- kv
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I'm thinking the hard, metal one would be the one to cut out. ecause, chummer, if they feel the same, then either you've got a matching pair, or you REALLY need to get laid. :-X
Gabriel
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Actually they don't have to be matellic to be cyber. I'd probably design them out of some sort of firm (but not really hard) silicious gel, nut unlike what used for breast implants, though with a bit more... body, wouldn't you?
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Yeah, I know, but it sounded better to say it like that. I would have to say though, that any cybernetic part would have a t least some metal in it, but I do think that the majority of at least higher end parts would be hard plastics and other materials. There's a reason Betaware costs so much and looks so good, don't you know.
Gabriel
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It could have ceramics- those are fairly common in high-end electronics.
Oh, and ROOT, would silicon wrapped around SemTex have the consistency you'd be looking for? ;D
-kv
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LOL, talk about a ball-buster! ;)
Gabriel
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Oh, and ROOT, would silicon wrapped around SemTex have the consistency you'd be looking for? ;D
Not knowing much about the consistency of SemTex, I cannot say for sure.
But sillicon gel (not just silicon, which is hard and fairly metallic at room temperatures) encasing a smallish load of SemTex, encasing a remote detonator... Why yes, I do beielve it would.
Just make sure to get the good stuff, not the cheap stuff that reacts to heating.
You should also make sure to avoid currents (http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2005-07.html).
And just for good fun: clicky (http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2003-19.html).
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I actually think that second one would have the same effects as the bomb we're looking at.
hahahaha... you know what? I jsut pictured what a Johnson would tell a runner- "We've implanted a explosive device in your body. If you don't finish this run, we'll detonate it."
The runner high-tails it to his street doc, telling him to search for the kink bomb (or cranial nuke) that he needs to get out- the Doc just can't find it! So the runner calls J's "bluff" and gets WHAM!
-kv
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Ah, those wacky Vietnames.
Gabriel
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The runner high-tails it to his street doc, telling him to search for the kink bomb (or cranial nuke) that he needs to get out- the Doc just can't find it! So the runner calls J's "bluff" and gets WHAM!
Wouldn't it be a kinky bomb in this case, strictly speaking?
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LOL! Bam, instant Karma!
Gabriel