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General => Technoweenies => Topic started by: Ruski on January 21, 2005, 09:09:35 AM

Title: An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ruski on January 21, 2005, 09:09:35 AM

...
How much IC could an Ice Pick Ice if an Ice Pick could Ice IC?
...

-RuskiFace the Pirate

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ingo Monk on January 21, 2005, 12:48:45 PM

Pfffff BHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH!!!!

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ruski on January 21, 2005, 02:43:24 PM

*takes a bow*

thank you. thankyou very much.

i'll be here all week.

-RuskiFace the Pirate

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: kv on January 22, 2005, 02:15:58 AM

That so just reminded me of Sinfest's Beetnik moments.

  -Kid Vid

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ruski on January 24, 2005, 08:36:51 AM

I haven't read sinfest in forever... is it still any good? is it still arround?

-RuskiFace the Pirate

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: ROOTless on January 24, 2005, 09:11:18 AM

not bad and yes.

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ruski on January 24, 2005, 09:34:47 AM

i lost intrest in sinfest awhile back... i'd have to find out where i left off a couple years ago and read all the archives...

-RuskiFace the Pirate

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: kv on January 24, 2005, 11:49:53 PM

Eh. The archives have some funny moments.

My personal favorite parts of the strip were the arguments between God and the Devil.

After that, the name Wasabi the Pimp Ninja. And the "Sell your Soul" stand the Devil sits at. ;D

  -Kid Vid

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Gabriel on January 25, 2005, 06:44:21 AM

Ok, enough of this drek. This is about POETRY you clods. So in the spirit of things, how about we start this off right. I will write the first part of a poem, in this case a LYMERIC. someone else fill in the next line down. Here is the catch: only one line of lymeric per person. And remember, there are only 5 lines in a lymeric. Here we go:

There once was an elf from Tacoma

Next line please. ;)

Gabriel

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ruski on January 25, 2005, 09:12:08 AM

who would always talk on the phona

is it okay to rhyme tacoma with a bastardised version of phone?

-RuskiFace the Pirate

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: kv on January 25, 2005, 11:29:22 AM

He kept some Orchali

   -Kid Vid

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ruski on February 10, 2005, 04:14:43 PM

that he stole from officer o'malley

-RuskiFace the Pirate

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: NeoPaladin on February 19, 2005, 05:42:26 PM

And wound himself up in a coma.

Paladin

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ruski on February 28, 2005, 12:18:30 PM

and his mouth, well it did a foam-a

-RuskiFace the Pirate

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Gabriel on March 04, 2005, 12:06:04 PM

I once took a job for a dragon...

Next

Gabriel

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ruski on March 04, 2005, 01:10:58 PM

But I just ended up on a wagon...

-RuskiFace the Pirate

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ingo Monk on March 05, 2005, 09:36:09 AM

I brought along my team but they were lagging

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Retread on March 05, 2005, 10:05:36 PM

Target's a Jewel of a Gem we're baggin'

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ruski on March 07, 2005, 04:24:52 PM

What we found when we got there we had no idea,

-RuskiFace the Pirate

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: kv on March 19, 2005, 07:20:13 PM

But it did make me in my pants pee-pee.

  -Kid Vid

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ruski on March 20, 2005, 11:55:33 AM

For a wounded dragon does that to my wee-wee

-RuskiFace the Pirate

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ingo Monk on March 20, 2005, 12:04:46 PM

And I laughed so hard hee-hee

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ruski on March 21, 2005, 07:41:49 AM

I thought, there's no way we're getting that Gem,

-RuskiFace the Pirate

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ingo Monk on March 22, 2005, 12:11:16 AM

I thought to myself so hard I coughed up some phlem.

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ruski on March 22, 2005, 07:32:47 AM

This would prove to be a fatal mistake

-RuskiFace the Pirate

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ingo Monk on February 24, 2006, 09:34:21 AM

Forget this run, I've got a hot date!

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ruski on February 24, 2006, 02:56:28 PM

But as the Gods would will it, I'd have to tempt Fate

-RF

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: kv on February 28, 2006, 09:41:34 AM

I'd get stuck in traffic and have to be late.

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ruski on February 28, 2006, 10:05:40 AM

and then of course, there's the security at the gate...

-RF

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: kv on February 28, 2006, 10:47:22 AM

Who I had to stop and verbally berate

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ruski on February 28, 2006, 10:49:10 AM

He suggested I go out back and ... (you get the idea)

-RuskiFace the Pirate

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Curris on March 09, 2006, 10:39:13 PM

Poems From The Shadows?
Magical Initiation . . .
Not Worth Haiku Geas . . .

School of Hard Knocks. . .
Teaches Wise Words From Runners
Never Trust An Elf. . .

Ogg Good Guy
Ogg Cool Dude
Ogg Then Die
Now Ogg Food

                         . . . Popular Ghoul catchphrase.

Title: Re:An Ode' to Shadowrun Poetry
Post by: Ruski on March 10, 2006, 07:48:14 AM

ohh... snappy!

-Ruski