Sure... it's got no tires NOW, but just imagine... with tires... you could be riding down the road...
you look like you are good with your hands! I bet a smart chap like you could BUILD some tires!
so then... you are going to build your own tires... that'll save you $2 EACH, for a tire recycleing fee. I don't have to charge that on any car that dosn't have tires... I normally do actually, truth be known, but you... I like your face.
So, I see that you've got $21,342 in your bank account... and about another $10K or so in space on a number of credit cards... I'll take that... as the down payment...
and finance the remaining 80K over five years, at 45% intrest.
sign here, here, and here.
Bank requires DNA typing. so insert your arm here...
sign here to wave your right to legal council...
can we gat a notery in here?
we keep one on hand.
this is a really good deal. I was going to get that car for myself actually.
and sign here. and here.
seeing as how I compleatly cut out my commission, and you got me down to the base COST, I may not be able to feed my kids today, but at least I'll feel warm knowing I made an honest deal.
-RuskiFace the Pirate