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The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
« on: February 10, 2006, 11:46:06 AM »
Check this bad boy out!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/looflirpa/shrinter.shtml

I just ordered two of them! I can't wait to start Shrinting!

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Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2006, 11:50:53 AM »
Those look like fun.
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Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2006, 11:56:12 AM »
I think it's my new favorite device in the whole world.

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Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2006, 11:57:43 AM »
Makes me wish I still had a job.
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Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2006, 12:00:51 PM »
um.... yeah....

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Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2006, 12:07:57 PM »
no job? did you paperwork get Shrinted?

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Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2006, 12:21:44 PM »
No.  My enlistment in the Air Force ended and I decided to go back to school
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Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2006, 12:22:14 PM »
the air-force needs a Shrinter.

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Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2006, 12:23:18 PM »
I agree.  More space for computers.
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Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2006, 12:24:21 PM »
And what with Area 51 and all, I think they will invest heavily in them.

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Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2006, 12:25:28 PM »
I know! their shrinters would be running 24/7!

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Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2006, 06:10:07 AM »
They would kill their shrinters if they shrinted everything they need to shrint.

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Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2006, 08:41:05 AM »
well, perhaps they could buy them in bulk?

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Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2006, 10:12:28 AM »
THey'll need to order one of those high-capacity/volume shrinters.  Conveniently built into a HP LaserJet 4650n!
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Re:The greatest machine ever invented! EVER!
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2006, 10:28:22 AM »
actually, the one I linked is a laser-shrinter.

they gutted an HP inkjet, and installed the shreader cros-cut feature onto the roving print head... the back of the unit has a traditional laserjet printer installed inside it.

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