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Ruski

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Re:I AM DESTROY!!!
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2006, 12:16:39 PM »
or housez about this:

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Re:I AM DESTROY!!!
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2006, 12:47:01 PM »
That might be closer to my doom actually... :-\

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Re:I AM DESTROY!!!
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2006, 12:48:28 PM »
hahahaha me too.

-RuskiFace

I was mostly looking for something rigger-iffic.
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Re:I AM DESTROY!!!
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2006, 10:22:18 AM »
Code: [Select]
<a href="http://cyborg.namedecoder.com">
<img src="http://cyborg.namedecoder.com/webimages/genic-STARHIKER.png"
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alt="Synthetic Transforming Android Responsible for Hazardous Infiltration, Killing and Efficient Repair"
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How do I get this to actually show an image on the board?

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« Last Edit: March 08, 2006, 10:58:05 AM by ROOTless »
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Re:I AM DESTROY!!!
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2006, 10:53:05 AM »
Just copy and paste the html code that appears at the bottom of the page.

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Re:I AM DESTROY!!!
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2006, 10:59:51 AM »
easiest way to learn the code used for these things:
find a post you like, press quote, and you'll see the relevant code bits. Then copy-paste.

basic HTML does not work, but the commands are very similar.
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Re:I AM DESTROY!!!
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2006, 11:39:41 AM »


Hmm... Kamikaze Infiltration huh?
I wonder how that works...
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Re:I AM DESTROY!!!
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2006, 10:57:53 PM »
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Thats kinda eerie... as north was originally a heavily cybered person and a test tube type baby, trained for night ops against vampires, using really big guns, and had a nack for repairing equipment...

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« Last Edit: March 09, 2006, 12:06:28 PM by Ruski »
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Re:I AM DESTROY!!!
« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2006, 09:36:42 PM »


Yay! I'm a black hole! Don't come near me, or I'll bug you and never let go!

And that Pyscho driver fits me perfectly too. . .
No joke. I have three tickets from sleeping while driving. . .
« Last Edit: March 09, 2006, 09:39:26 PM by Curris »
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Re:I AM DESTROY!!!
« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2006, 08:01:34 AM »
hehehehe: funny story;

So, I'm driving my brother home from school.
we are running a bit late.
I've got to get home to go to work, and he's got to go take his DMV driver's test.

i've got a nice V8 Ford Expodition.
I weave through traffic at 80 MPH like I was driving a motorcycle.
pull up to a stop sign.
hmm... long line ahead of me to even get to the stop sign. like... eight cars.
can't wait. split decision, don't stop, just pull into the dirt on the right of the stop sign, and blow by traffic.
okay, need to take a right, in the dirt, at 70 mph.
car turns sideways.
huge dust cloud.
hmm... finally hit asphalt.
dust cloud clears.
we are in the wrong lane.
there's a semi full of heavy stuff infront of us.
okay, get into the right lane.
crap. another slow car.
back behind the semi into oncoming traffic again.
okay, passed him.
uh-oh. looks like i made someone mad. there's a white truck that's working hard to catch up to me.
well, let's see if he can hit 100
crap. he can.
well, let's see how long he can keep it up!
hmm... right on my ass.
he must realy be mad.
oh well. time to face the music. pull over.
guy flips me off and takes off.
guess he didn't want to fight after all.
oh well. get home.
brother runs to the bathroom and throws up.
mom wonders how the car gets so dirty.
I go to work.

California good driver:
no tickets, ever.
I once charmed my way out of a ticket from a female biker cop, who had me doing a burnout at 50 mph in a residential zone, right in front of her.

I once had to get my trans-am up on two wheels at 90 mph to miss hitting a cal-trans tree-trimming service that was working on a back road.

another time I took my car through some hedge like bushes and over a 2' retaining wall, 'to save some time' in getting from a parking lot onto the main street. I wasn't even in a hurry.

A co-worker actually peed his pants when i gave him a lift to his house from work.
it was one block away. and I didn't even do anything THAT crazy.

my current insurance: $40/month. full coverage, plus extras.

the world is not fair.

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Re:I AM DESTROY!!!
« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2006, 10:14:10 AM »
the world is not fair.

Amen to that.

I'm in Illinois. No female Biker Cops. Ever.
I like to think I'm a likable and charming guy once you get to know me (Don't we all?)

Cops here don't like people. They have low wages. (Illinois state treasury is empty . . .)

I grew up in Chicago. We all drive like that. Now I live in the country, where the only way you can talk your way out of a ticket is if you know the cop's family.

I know no-one. . .

Anyway. I have two tickets on my record. Just two. I had to go to court to keep my license, pay about $950 collectively, and insurance is Liability only at approx. $165 a month, for a Honda Civic. I can't go over 65MPH without destroying my engine.

Top it off. . . I got two more tickets on the day after Christmas. . .

the world is not fair. Indeed.
That's my rant. Funny stories to come later. . .
« Last Edit: March 10, 2006, 10:14:46 AM by Curris »
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Re:I AM DESTROY!!!
« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2006, 10:35:58 AM »
so, post soon! I want to hear the driving storys that include daring do!

-Ruskiface the Pirate
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Re:I AM DESTROY!!!
« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2006, 12:34:24 PM »
Hey Curris, you need to get a "Blue Line" sticker for your car. A cop sees one of those, and they tend to go easy on you. Now all you need to do is get a cop to buy you one since civilians can't buy them.

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Re:I AM DESTROY!!!
« Reply #28 on: April 24, 2006, 12:40:28 PM »
ok dumb question whats a blue line sticker
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