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Re:well this is my first time .....
« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2007, 10:34:47 AM »

AH, you're just jealous, Kid_Vid.

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Re:well this is my first time .....
« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2007, 10:36:07 AM »

Well, luckily the sysop deleted the part about the troll boyband that you refused to stop telling me about, but it will always be imprinted on my horrible fragile psyche.

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Re:well this is my first time .....
« Reply #32 on: February 16, 2007, 10:40:30 AM »

Unplug the ASIST Kid_Vid, I was talking real life here. I'll never forget old whats-her-name.

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Re:well this is my first time .....
« Reply #33 on: February 16, 2007, 10:48:14 AM »

Well, I'm glad she was special. Or something. 6th grade, huh?

I guess I was a late bloomer.

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Re:well this is my first time .....
« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2007, 01:14:55 PM »

Hey, never underestimate the power of R2-D2 underoos.

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Re:well this is my first time .....
« Reply #35 on: February 16, 2007, 10:30:23 PM »

I dunno Nike has these pretty sexy Victoria Secret heart pj's...she's standing over my shoulder now...I might have to cut out here...oh wait...frag drek I'm at my mom's house tonight!!!   :(   :(   :(
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Re:well this is my first time .....
« Reply #36 on: February 19, 2007, 04:54:37 AM »

So just be QUIET when you unwrap her. Duh...

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Re:well this is my first time .....
« Reply #37 on: February 19, 2007, 06:33:22 PM »

Heck no my mom is like some kinda physad with enhanced hearing and smell.  If I fart down in the basement she can hear it two levels above in her sound sleep and will wake up walk downstairs just to tell me that was gross and go back to bed.  It was hell when I was younger and "experimenting" with quasilegal drugs...  :-\
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« Reply #38 on: February 20, 2007, 04:51:43 AM »

SOme of the best sex I had in highschool was when my folks were down stairs and my girlfriend and I were only a few feet above them. Hell, I could tell you some stories...

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Re:well this is my first time .....
« Reply #39 on: February 20, 2007, 08:56:40 AM »

Yeah maybe back in the day I could've gotten away with it.  But either way is done and over with now.  We're back home!  Back to the cold hard cement with a 7/16" of pad and a 1/4" of carpet over top of it.  *sigh* oh well, maybe one day we'll get a real bed...
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Re:well this is my first time .....
« Reply #40 on: February 20, 2007, 10:46:55 AM »

We will get a bed hopefuly, lol. Just think we got away it at my grandma's house, lol
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Re:well this is my first time .....
« Reply #41 on: February 20, 2007, 11:01:54 AM »

Now that sounds like a fun story. Although I think it may not be appropriate for the open board.

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Re:well this is my first time .....
« Reply #42 on: February 20, 2007, 11:23:49 AM »

lol, no I dont think it would be appropriate for the opening board. But yea, there are many fun stories, hahaha ;D
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Re:well this is my first time .....
« Reply #43 on: February 20, 2007, 12:31:59 PM »

"Dear Penthouse Letters, something happened to me recently that I just had to share..."

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Re:well this is my first time .....
« Reply #44 on: February 20, 2007, 12:54:00 PM »

I don't forsee myself writing Penthouse Letters anytime soon Gabe!
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