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Gabriel

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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2007, 07:52:55 AM »
That's funny as hell. Oh, and as for my grilfreind's proclivity for nerds, well what can I say. I'm a happy camper. But she STILL wants to publish a Nerd porn magazine similar to Hustler or something. I keep telling her it would never work since nerds are, as a general rule, shy and intreverted and woudl therefore be unwilling to pose in the nude. But she still has her dreams...

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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2007, 09:22:51 AM »
There is probably a slight profit margin in that...
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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2007, 10:50:27 AM »
Probably. It sould just be tough finding the right models for her. She's kind of discriminating.

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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2007, 12:18:36 PM »
Understandable...but you know elf porn is the hot thing right now...so she could just use you for now...
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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2007, 05:50:17 AM »
Who says she doesn't....

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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2007, 09:55:10 AM »
I think my eyes are beginning to bleed...
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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2007, 11:34:37 AM »
Then get new ones. That's what I did. ;)

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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2007, 09:59:02 PM »
Can I send you the bill?
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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2007, 11:12:52 PM »
Quote from: Gabriel on March 09, 2007, 07:52:55 AM
That's funny as hell. Oh, and as for my grilfreind's proclivity for nerds, well what can I say. I'm a happy camper. But she STILL wants to publish a Nerd porn magazine similar to Hustler or something. I keep telling her it would never work since nerds are, as a general rule, shy and intreverted and woudl therefore be unwilling to pose in the nude. But she still has her dreams...

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You are failing to realize that that is not speculation, but, rather, an offer. . .
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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2007, 05:05:01 AM »
Quote from: BornKrazi on March 12, 2007, 09:59:02 PM
Can I send you the bill?

Sure, you can SEND any bill you want.

Oh, and Curris, I know it is an offer, but I'm as much of a nerd as the rest of you so there's no way in hell I'm posing for her. That woman bites.

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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2007, 06:56:53 AM »
I don't care if the bill gets paid, it'll be in YOUR hands not mine! ;D
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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2007, 09:17:08 AM »
Not for long it won't chummer.

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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2007, 11:07:28 AM »
Did it just get really quiet in here? What happened to Krazi?

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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2007, 12:38:41 PM »
Maybe Nike has him "all tied up." You never know with that horny couple.

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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2007, 10:50:26 PM »
Well I'm touched that my day absence was noticed, and I wish she had me tied up...but the truth of the matter was that I was working and just didn't feel like getting on before I went back to work. ;D
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