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BornKrazi

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Surprise Surprise
« on: April 09, 2007, 09:12:10 PM »
Well apartently the love between a cigarette and a shoe can be a bit more physical then once realized.  Nike and I would like to announce that we are now expecting a beautiful baby around October!  We will continue to keep all the fellow pubbers updated with the latest details.  Look forward to the live webcam of the birth...with Nike's permission...which I doubt she'll go for... but maybe... if you bribe her... with large amounts of cash...

Anyway we thought we share the wonderful news with the people we love the most!
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Re:Surprise Surprise
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2007, 10:54:07 PM »
Congratulations, you two!  How exciting.  :D
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« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2007, 11:00:48 PM »
Yeah, I got to hear first (via real-time chatting), but congrats again!

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Re:Surprise Surprise
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2007, 05:25:47 AM »
woohoo! Grats you guys!
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Re:Surprise Surprise
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2007, 06:14:10 AM »
Thank  you guys very much!! I am really excited.... It seems like October is so far away.. Ill guess I'll be having a bump on my bathing suit, hahahaha... Oh and as far as the web cam Krazi mentioned, we will keep all of you's updated... Ill let Krazi web cam for his own personal video...LOl Again Thanks alot... ;D
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Re:Surprise Surprise
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2007, 08:17:45 AM »
I'll be sure to get that posted for all the world to see!!! hehehehe
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Re:Surprise Surprise
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2007, 10:17:47 AM »
Well congrats you two! Of course, I really have to wonder just WHAT you are giving birth to. After all, what do a cigarette and a shoe produce when they reproduce??? Keep us posted, chummer.

Gabriel

PS - Can we bribe you NOT to show a live web-cam of the birth????
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Re:Surprise Surprise
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2007, 03:38:36 PM »
Sure if you want, but I'm sure you'd like to see!!!
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Re:Surprise Surprise
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2007, 06:40:31 AM »
I have to say, that is the one instance in which i really DON'T want to see a woman's hoochy. Not to sound like a chauvanist, but I think I'd rather be in the waiting room when my wife gives birth. Besides, why in the world would you EVER want to watch taht again???

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Re:Surprise Surprise
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2007, 09:05:23 AM »
LOL  Well in all seriousness I probably won't film it.  And I don't want to be in the waiting room.  I rather be next to her having her squeeze the life out of me while calling me every mean thing in the book.  Cuz I want to cut the embilical (sp?) cord and all the good stuff!  We just haven't decided if it's a boy if we're gonna snip him or not...
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Re:Surprise Surprise
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2007, 01:31:12 PM »
Krazi....It's a boy we are gonna snip him.. That really sweet for you to say I would rather you be in the room with me too but I wont be calling you any mean names...Well I can't really say that now can I, LOL... :-*
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Re:Surprise Surprise
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2007, 10:44:28 PM »
 ???  Well that sucks I don't even get a say in whether he gets snipped...
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Re:Surprise Surprise
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2007, 03:18:38 AM »
Congratulations!

If it is a boy, make his middle name "Danger", and if a girl, middle-name her "Trouble".

You'll thank me for that advice when they're older. . .
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Re:Surprise Surprise
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2007, 06:39:58 AM »
stop taking everything to granted.. Of course you have a say... I just dont know why you wouldnt wanna him snipped..
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« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2007, 08:17:34 AM »
Yeah... honestly, Krazi, I've heard both sides of this argument, and I never really heard a good side of the argument until I read a study of men in africa which revealed that circumsized men have something like a 50% chance LESS of getting an STD (Or VD, or whatever acronym you want to use).

So... there are health reasons to do it now.

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