Shadowrun Pub

  • May 09, 2024, 09:37:06 PM
  • Welcome, Guest
Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Our meatbots have been missing since '98!

Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5   Go Down

Author Topic: G.I. Joe  (Read 6126 times)

mercy

  • Sixth World Dictionary Troll Edition
  • Experienced Runner
  • *******
  • Karma: 11
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2581
  • narcojet=night night
Re:G.I. Joe
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2007, 12:25:03 AM »

sounds like the moble battle fortress from 1987
Logged
dicnary we dont need no stinking dictanary

Jester

  • Nutcase
  • Grid Overwatch Division
  • Experienced Runner
  • *****
  • Karma: 15
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3878
  • I OWN ALL THE TWINKIES MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Re:G.I. Joe
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2007, 04:43:39 AM »

good lord that thing is huge! The one I was talking about is the one Ingo had. I don't even think I remember the bigun
Logged
"Rivers of gold are grand, but golden streams....not so much."    :jester:

Ingo Monk

  • SysOp
  • Experienced Runner
  • *****
  • Karma: 24
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2874
  • VOODOO!
Re:G.I. Joe
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2007, 12:11:33 PM »

sounds like the moble battle fortress from 1987


Nah that's not it.  The one I had was about as wide, but not as tall, maybe half as much.  It was longer though, maybe another few inches.  The body was green and the top part opened like bomb-bay doors in a bomber, that part was colored an off-white I think, maybe a little beige.  
Logged

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

Ingo Monk

  • SysOp
  • Experienced Runner
  • *****
  • Karma: 24
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2874
  • VOODOO!
Re:G.I. Joe
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2007, 12:17:10 PM »

%!*(^%*&!
I found it!

http://www.yojoe.com/vehicles/88/rollingthunder/

Rolling Thunder from 1988

Yeah...bad-ass!
Logged

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

mercy

  • Sixth World Dictionary Troll Edition
  • Experienced Runner
  • *******
  • Karma: 11
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2581
  • narcojet=night night
Re:G.I. Joe
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2007, 01:41:30 PM »

ah but thats not a icbm
Logged
dicnary we dont need no stinking dictanary

Ingo Monk

  • SysOp
  • Experienced Runner
  • *****
  • Karma: 24
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2874
  • VOODOO!
Re:G.I. Joe
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2007, 05:45:40 PM »

I remember I had this one vehicle, it was huge.  It was army green, and inside it had 2 white ICBM style missiles on a rack that would rotate vertical for 'launch mode' after the top opened up.  I remember the sides would fold open and there'd be this ramp style piece that would fold out for the joes to run up or drive up.   I remember it had 6 huge wheels, maybe 3" in diameter or so.
For the life of me I can't find a pic of it or a reference of it anywhere, but I'm positive it was GI Joe.

I dunno, maybe a knock off or wannabe?

See that?  It says 'ICBM style missiles'  I didn't say ICBMs deng it!
Logged

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

mercy

  • Sixth World Dictionary Troll Edition
  • Experienced Runner
  • *******
  • Karma: 11
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2581
  • narcojet=night night
Re:G.I. Joe
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2007, 07:00:46 PM »

saved some of the blue prints thought they would make good run locations
Logged
dicnary we dont need no stinking dictanary

Gabriel

  • Ignorant Savage
  • Veteran Runner
  • *********
  • Karma: 14
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 9014
Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #22 on: October 12, 2007, 05:29:10 AM »

You realize this is going to be the next "Elektra" movie, right? Or, if they are REALLY lucky, it might be as good as that paragon of cinematic excellance "Catwoman".:gabriel:

Gabriel
Logged
We do not choose this life. We do not enjoy this life. We simply live this life. Because sometimes, even the shadows need their heroes.

Jester

  • Nutcase
  • Grid Overwatch Division
  • Experienced Runner
  • *****
  • Karma: 15
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3878
  • I OWN ALL THE TWINKIES MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2007, 04:52:45 AM »

that's what I'm afraid of. I don't think it will be anywhere as good as Transformers
Logged
"Rivers of gold are grand, but golden streams....not so much."    :jester:

Gabriel

  • Ignorant Savage
  • Veteran Runner
  • *********
  • Karma: 14
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 9014
Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2007, 05:37:29 AM »

I doubt it. After all, G.I. Joe (both the toys and TV show) got pretty stupid near the end. It all started out as accurate potrayals of current, real life military hardwar (at least for the Joe's) and then got into stuff like the five-part battle tank and the wierd-hood figures like Sci-Fi and the Ninja Force. If a movie tries to bring stuff like that into it, well it will look as dreky as if they had put Wolverine in the yellow spandex in X-Men.

Gabriel

PS - And G.I. Joe had a NUKE?????? WTF?????
Logged
We do not choose this life. We do not enjoy this life. We simply live this life. Because sometimes, even the shadows need their heroes.

kv

  • Too lazy to contact Ingo for a custom title
  • Grid Overwatch Division
  • Professional Runner
  • *****
  • Karma: 16
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7451
  • Spawner of Violence
    • Click here to see a bigger verison of my Pic!
Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #25 on: October 15, 2007, 01:29:12 PM »

Yeah, but you could have said the same thing about transformers- I mean, they included the one that transformed into a boombox. What the hell is up with that?

No one might think "Wow, who brought thier boombox with them onto Air Force One?"

They're blending the happy shiny memories of the Gen-Xers with modern technology, to make movies that only really appeal to one small crowd. Of course, that crowd has spending power at the moment, so who can fault them? I expect a GI Joe movie to look like Die Hard at this point, with sweaty soldiers horribly outgunned (Cobra always did have the cooler weapons), yet still fighting to win.

  -kv
Logged
"There are three rules to surviving a gun fight.
1) Shoot First
2) Shoot More
3) Shoot last
   If you can do that, you can survive."
                                 -Samus Bravo
                                (Mercury's Father)

Ingo Monk

  • SysOp
  • Experienced Runner
  • *****
  • Karma: 24
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2874
  • VOODOO!
Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #26 on: October 15, 2007, 04:40:46 PM »

I'll be happy as long as Cobra soldiers shoot red lasers.  Then when a Joe punches his lights out and takes his gun the laser shoots blue.  They GOTTA have that!
Logged

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

Jester

  • Nutcase
  • Grid Overwatch Division
  • Experienced Runner
  • *****
  • Karma: 15
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3878
  • I OWN ALL THE TWINKIES MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2007, 04:58:43 AM »

lol! The sharks have laaaazers on their heads
Logged
"Rivers of gold are grand, but golden streams....not so much."    :jester:

Gabriel

  • Ignorant Savage
  • Veteran Runner
  • *********
  • Karma: 14
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 9014
Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2007, 09:53:49 AM »

LOL, personally, I'm hoping to see then all decked out with weapons that they never use. Ever notice how many Joes had gernades as part of a "uniform" and never used them? Or better yet, I want to see Scarlet and Lady J going against AK-47's LAWs Rocket Launchers and RPG's with a crossbow and a sack full of javelins.

Gabriel
Logged
We do not choose this life. We do not enjoy this life. We simply live this life. Because sometimes, even the shadows need their heroes.

kv

  • Too lazy to contact Ingo for a custom title
  • Grid Overwatch Division
  • Professional Runner
  • *****
  • Karma: 16
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7451
  • Spawner of Violence
    • Click here to see a bigger verison of my Pic!
Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #29 on: October 16, 2007, 02:05:20 PM »

Hey, they used weapons based on coolness, not on effectiveness!

If they wanted effectiveness, you'd have 40 GI Joes with .50 Cal sniper rifles with those really cool imaging scopes, and one Goe (fat and balding) with a nuclear launch button. Or, for a non-nuclear option, he'd have the launch codes for the 40,000 tomahawk missiles, and he'd be bombing non-stop a la Saddam.

Real combat is not as cool as advertised. So you make characters like Snake Eyes, who doesn't say anything, and the ones that use archaic weapons rather than the most effective ones.

Personally, I look forward to seeing some hot young actress stuffed into the costumes that Scarlet and Lady J wore, just for a personification of pre-adolescent sex fantasies.

  -kv
Logged
"There are three rules to surviving a gun fight.
1) Shoot First
2) Shoot More
3) Shoot last
   If you can do that, you can survive."
                                 -Samus Bravo
                                (Mercury's Father)
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 5   Go Up
 

Bad Behavior has blocked 7646 access attempts in the last 7 days.

Page created in 0.115 seconds with 18 queries.