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Re:The Usual Place
« Reply #840 on: November 30, 2004, 08:01:30 PM »
Dear Dr. Vid,

I have this rash....but I'm not sure what it is or where it came from...err...I take that back...I think it had to do with the pie fight.
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Re:The Usual Place
« Reply #841 on: December 01, 2004, 07:22:47 AM »
I have a worm installed in the backbone of MITM's servers, giveing me a new docterate every other year. if they try to remove the record, it finds the IP address of the offending security decker, and doubles the interest rate on all of their student loans. ... and then re-creates the record.

last year i got my PhD. in Evil-Oligy

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Re:The Usual Place
« Reply #842 on: December 01, 2004, 02:01:53 PM »
Hey what about my rash? ;)
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Re:The Usual Place
« Reply #843 on: December 01, 2004, 04:28:47 PM »
That's not my virus.

i think you got it fron the sigon whore.

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you know, the one that bit off your nose.
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Re:The Usual Place
« Reply #844 on: December 02, 2004, 12:01:20 AM »
I don't mess with whores...I'm a bit higher class than that ;)
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Re:The Usual Place
« Reply #845 on: December 02, 2004, 05:58:32 AM »
Yeah, he just eats Call Girls. NOT whores! ;)

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Re:The Usual Place
« Reply #846 on: December 02, 2004, 07:01:54 AM »
whole strip clubs?

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Re:The Usual Place
« Reply #847 on: December 02, 2004, 09:13:36 AM »
only after he rocks the gonge. Then he has the munchies.
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Re:The Usual Place
« Reply #848 on: December 02, 2004, 11:04:56 AM »
And since he is in Japan, he is just going to be hungry again an hour later. ;D

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Re:The Usual Place
« Reply #849 on: December 02, 2004, 11:15:27 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

THis is the best topic derailment EVER! I'm never letting anyone delete it!

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Re:The Usual Place
« Reply #850 on: December 02, 2004, 05:59:20 PM »
It's become part of the Pub....

Also, Japan is populated enough to fulfill my hunger needs. ;D
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Re:The Usual Place
« Reply #851 on: December 02, 2004, 06:23:06 PM »
i dunno... looks like most everyone is kinda skiney little ninjas.

you'd have to eat a whole bushel of them as an eantrea.

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Re:The Usual Place
« Reply #852 on: December 02, 2004, 06:50:17 PM »
lol, wrapped in seaweed and rice
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Re:The Usual Place
« Reply #853 on: December 02, 2004, 11:13:35 PM »
Your stomach adjusts to the size of the food...keeps me slim...sort of ;)
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Re:The Usual Place
« Reply #854 on: December 03, 2004, 07:04:04 AM »
well, i think it would be like eatting celery or drinking cold water.

after you take into account the amount of energy your body has to use to catch/dijest them, it's actually got negative calories.

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