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Ruski

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Re:get a CLUE!
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2004, 03:48:04 PM »
Perhaps it's a point question on the 'becomeing a border guard exam'

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Do you, or do you not have a sence of humor?
T)True
F)False

(if you laughed at the dificult wording of this question please shoot yourself in the head. if you got confused and picked either A or B in an attempt to bluff your way through this question, shoot yourself in the head. if you left it blank on the moral grounds of avoiding humor at all costs, please procede to the next question.)
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Re:get a CLUE!
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2004, 10:15:07 PM »
So, what's the next question? ;)
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Re:get a CLUE!
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2004, 05:46:07 AM »
There is no "next question." Those guys are just a bunch of humorless metermaid-wannabes. They couldn't find their hoops with both hands and an inplanted GPS tracker.

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Re:get a CLUE!
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2004, 08:32:35 AM »
next question:

how do you activate the GPS tracking unit implanted in your Hoop.
A)True
B)False

(If you answerd 'true' shoot yourself in the head. you aren't suppose to know about that tracking unit. if you answered False, shoot yourself in the head because you said no to someone in authority. that someone being this peace of paper. you need to learn to respect paper. if you left this question blank because you avoid humor at all cost, procede on to the next question.)

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Re:get a CLUE!
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2004, 02:10:08 PM »
um just cause no hummor dont underestamte them
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Re:get a CLUE!
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2004, 03:35:11 PM »
that's in question 3.

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Re:get a CLUE!
« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2004, 03:38:05 PM »
I should go out for this ;)
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Re:get a CLUE!
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2004, 04:27:22 PM »
so you already took this quiz huh?

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Re:get a CLUE!
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2004, 04:35:46 PM »
Yeah, I left it blank basically except for my name. I put that down and failed.....something about not having to know my name ???....oh well, next time. ;D
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Re:get a CLUE!
« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2004, 04:53:13 PM »
NO NO NO NO NO

you are just suppose to put 'Mook'

under name.

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Re:get a CLUE!
« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2004, 04:58:30 PM »
That's why I didn't pass..oh well, I like my job anyway. ;D
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Re:get a CLUE!
« Reply #26 on: December 17, 2004, 07:06:38 AM »
Yeah, your nametag has the code GFM #435872 on it. That stands for Generic Fraggin' Mook #435872. ;)

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Re:get a CLUE!
« Reply #27 on: December 17, 2004, 01:23:42 PM »
Heeheehee... reminds me of a movie quote:

"I can't see,  :censored: mook! I have no eyes!"

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Re:get a CLUE!
« Reply #28 on: December 17, 2004, 01:45:00 PM »
Which movie was that??

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Re:get a CLUE!
« Reply #29 on: December 17, 2004, 03:38:44 PM »
*shrug* got me on that one.

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