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Static Advice.
« on: January 14, 2005, 02:17:23 PM »

Just like it says. give advice to your runner pals.

"Geek the Mage"

"Never make a deal with a Dragon."

"Don't count your credsticks before they've been laundered."

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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2005, 12:13:22 AM »

"Never trust an elf."

  ...unless he's a black car thief, and then leave him with your new car and loan him money... I'm sure he'll pay you right back.

   ;D ;D ;D

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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2005, 08:22:49 PM »

Never Trust someone that says "Trust Me." if they have to tell you to do it, they probibly don't deserve to have it in the first place, and wouldn't get it otherwise, and probibly need it to take advantage of you.

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Trust me on this one.
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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2005, 12:17:29 AM »

HAHAHAHAHHAHA.

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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2005, 12:26:37 AM »

I like that!
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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2005, 07:50:08 AM »

Use to be my personal slogan...

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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2005, 02:43:43 PM »

Sounds like one of my little sound bites. Always follow it up with a smile and a "Trust Me" in a "convincing" tone...
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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2005, 02:59:00 PM »

See! further proof that you shouldn't trust anyone that tells you to 'trust me'

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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2005, 07:06:33 PM »

"One to the Heart another to the Head?"
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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2005, 07:06:06 AM »

Well, there's that, although i think that the 'company policy' at the local prison durring times of riot is more fitting.

"Two to the chest, and one to the head; will alwies make sure that they are good and dead."

and only slightly less poetic is the policy of my very own local LAPD, the most despised cops in all the free world.

"If you pull the trigger once, you had better empty the entire clip."

they aparently discovered that with the lawsuits and bad publicity of falcely injured people, it was easyer to 'kill them all, and let god sort it out', so it's standard policy that if you find yourself in a situation where you have to shoot once, you are better off shooting them twelve times, because they are less likely to be alive to sue you afterwards.

cool huh?

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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2005, 09:15:38 AM »

Gotta love the place...
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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2005, 09:47:39 AM »

i think it's where loanstar got thier policys from...


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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2005, 06:49:04 AM »

"There's no such thing as an easy shadowrun."

"Never pet the kitty."

"That horrible smell behind you is probably a ghoul."

"If the Raccoon shaman is grinning, check your pockets."

"When the pacifist pulls a gun, you're about to have a really bad day."

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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2005, 08:27:55 AM »

Always Check a gift car for explosives and tracking devices.

Launder all money you get from megacorps.

ditch the johnson supplied phone after the run.

don't use the johnson supplied phone for 1-900-numbers.

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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2005, 11:59:26 AM »

Wait... why not the last one?

I have a couple of homeless guys I give the phones to after the run. They can always use them, and it keeps the J off my back.

"Kid?"

"What? No! THIS IS ERNIES PHONE! Tell God that he still owes me!"

"He what? is Kid there?"

"No kids here man? Are you mad? This is Europe!"

"What?"

"We're fighting a war? I ain't got time for chit-chat!"

"... Nevermind."

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