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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #255 on: May 05, 2006, 09:58:28 AM »
A friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a body.

alternately

a friend will bail you out, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, 'Dude, that was awesome!'
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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #256 on: May 05, 2006, 11:56:48 AM »
hahahahahaha, now ain't THAT the chip truth.

or, one step better, sitting in jail with you saying something allong the lines of

"... Okay, that didn't work out exactly how we planned, but I've got another idea! I'll pretend I'm sick, and when the guard comes over..."

LOL

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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #257 on: May 18, 2007, 08:19:43 AM »
just a bump to keep this going whatever it is
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Re: Static Advice.
« Reply #258 on: December 20, 2007, 08:18:42 AM »
People you don't want to piss off:
The fast food clerk: He'll spit in your food.
The fast driving cop: He'll give you a ticket.
The fast talking salesman: that super deal won't be.

actually... if you can just avoid those people all together, you'll be better off.
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Re: Static Advice.
« Reply #259 on: January 11, 2008, 02:35:52 PM »
Read the siggy...
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Re: Static Advice.
« Reply #260 on: January 11, 2008, 11:26:49 PM »
A dove in hand may be worth two in the bush...
but three in your pockets are even better.
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Re: Static Advice.
« Reply #261 on: April 25, 2008, 02:32:39 PM »
You don't need to reload grenades. . .
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Re: Static Advice.
« Reply #262 on: April 29, 2008, 07:53:34 PM »
"you can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone"
-Al Capone

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Re: Static Advice.
« Reply #263 on: April 30, 2008, 06:59:55 PM »
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggy!' until you can find a rock."

 -Will Rogers
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Re: Static Advice.
« Reply #264 on: May 01, 2008, 09:10:59 AM »
SOme of these kind remind of of a line from kiss kiss bang bang..

Main character is doing the russian roulette interigation method.. loads the revolver with a bullet, starts yelling at the guy to start talking, then spins it. guy claims doesnt know anything, puts the gun to his head, click, "BANG!"

WHAT THE HELL! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!
That shouldnt have happened! Theres only like a 6 percent chance the bullet was in there!
SIX PERCENT! Where the hell did you get that!!
THere are six Cylinders so a 6 percent chance of it going off!
Where the hell did you learn Math!!
(its along those lines, im probally missing a good bit..)

would work good as an interrigation method.. have 2 guys or more, doit on the guy you know knows nothing, then say i'll prove it and go to the guy who does know something.. be spilling his gut out with everything he knows.. and probally into his pants some as well.
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Re: Static Advice.
« Reply #265 on: May 06, 2008, 01:30:32 PM »
I prefer Sean Connery's methods.

"Tell me! What's the matter? Can't talk with a gun in your mouth?, Here, let me open it up for you a little bit!"

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Re: Static Advice.
« Reply #266 on: May 07, 2008, 11:44:41 AM »
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is an awesome movie. It made me like Robert Downey Jr. again. Which is no mean feat, in and of itself.

Also: "I... I peed on it."

"What?"

"Can they get my DNA from--"

"No- you do not get to ask questions. Why, why in poo-perfect heaven, did you urinate on the corpse?"

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Re: Static Advice.
« Reply #267 on: May 07, 2008, 09:32:02 PM »
"Oh thank god you have a gun.. I thought it was a gay thing...... Sorry.."

..... Are you ok?
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