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Ruski

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Re:History
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2005, 02:09:13 PM »

LOL great! normally guys gotta pay for that kinda abuse!
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« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2005, 02:32:26 AM »

To get sued?

It's easier than you think!

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Re:History
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2005, 07:34:32 AM »

I believe I originally dug out the Egyptian info because Irish (of the late lamented Once Upon a Time story) had a ex-supermodel cousin who was an elf of Irish/Egyptian stock.

Hehehehehe... I got a patch full of Laes for this young lady. Hehehehehe.... ;)

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« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2005, 10:13:55 AM »

didn't you have a patch of that stuff for your mom?

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Re:History
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2005, 12:57:46 PM »

I can't believe you actually talked about my mother....

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Re:History
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2005, 12:58:43 PM »

gabe they all ways talk about your Mom
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Re:History
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2005, 01:06:16 PM »

Not lately. Oh well, I'll have to get the Sniper Smily out again. ;)

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Re:History
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2005, 04:53:54 PM »

well, when she gets to drinking, your mom and my mom alwies drive the harley's up and down the street untill the cops come, then they yell and swear at them untill they get thrown in jail....

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Re:History
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2005, 06:21:57 AM »

If you have ¥1,000 you can have one. ;) That drek is TOUGH to get a hold of, chummer. Besides, you mom always ends up blacking out and forgetting half the night anyway. :drunk:

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« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2005, 08:54:19 AM »

Only because your mom is always calling the 'girls gone wild' people and telling them that there's a wild party they need to be at right now...

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Re:History
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2005, 09:36:11 AM »

Only because your's is too drunk to make the call herself. And hey, leave the woman alone, she's proud of her body. ;)

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« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2005, 10:17:05 AM »

well, it's not so much hers as barbie's. with that many plastic parts, i'm suprised she has any essense left. at least my mom got cool cyberware like the eye laser... so what if she only uses it to cut off the tops of beer bottles...

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« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2005, 12:08:51 PM »

Hell, my mom wouldn't have so many plastic parts if your drunk mother would control that fraggin' laser eye of hers. I mean damn, chummer! It's tough to keep your own nose when the woman you're helping stand up lets that laser cut in and cant control where here eyes are rolling.

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Re:History
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2005, 12:10:25 PM »

well she wouldn't get so cross-eyed drunk if your mom didn't alwies get the cheapest hooch known to the circle K.

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Re:History
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2005, 12:18:16 PM »

How the hell is she supposed to afford anything else with that drunk you call mommy chopping pieces off of here very saturday night?

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