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Title: Pirates are Cool.
Post by: kv on January 24, 2006, 11:42:30 PM: (http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.jpg)

For a more nonsensical letter, and an explanation of the above picture, view the following link: here. (http://"")

For those of you too lazy to read the whole thing, here is a sectionoid:

"You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature."

Enjoy.

-kv
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Jester on January 25, 2006, 05:28:28 AM: wow, a real review...
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Gabriel on January 25, 2006, 06:28:01 AM: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!! Ruski, you better start recruiting now! I LIKE the ozone layer!! :ruski:

Gabriel
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Ruski on January 25, 2006, 08:55:05 AM: :ruski:

Okay. Hear-Ye' Hear-Ye'!!!

all in favor of becoming a priate to save the ozone layer, sing allong with me!

"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho."

-RuskiFace the Pirate
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Gabriel on January 25, 2006, 09:27:16 AM: And we save the bleedin' Ozone Layer because we ain't stupid. Yo-Ho-Ho!! :ruski:

Gabriel, um.... pirate
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Jester on January 25, 2006, 08:06:26 PM: Sorry, I'm a Ninja
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Gabriel on January 26, 2006, 05:42:09 AM: Well, we know Apocalypse is a Monkey, so the gang's all here I suppose.

Gabriel
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Ruski on January 26, 2006, 08:16:44 AM: Monkeys are pirates too.

-RuskiFace the Pirate
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Gabriel on January 26, 2006, 08:48:29 AM: No, monkies are pirate SIDEKICKS and thus do NOT contribute to the overall disipation of the Ozone Layer.

Gabriel
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Ruski on January 26, 2006, 09:00:47 AM: but, if you were to measure pirates by the POUND, then monkies would constitute part of their gear at least, and although weighing less than the pirate, or his cannon, or his pirate ship, they would still help in a small way.

"Monkies; helping the ozone layer in a small way."

should be on a T-Shirt.

-RuskiFace the Pirate
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Ingo Monk on January 26, 2006, 09:40:38 AM: "If you've got any poo, fling it now!"

I love Madagascar!
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Ruski on January 26, 2006, 09:51:52 AM: that was a good movie. although I wish they did a better job rendering the steaks that everyone was turning into when the lion was hungry. the copy-paste routine gets painfull after a half-dozen instances.

-RuskiFace the Pirate
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Jester on January 27, 2006, 05:26:02 AM: I saw it on a bootleg copy so the quality wasn't all that great to notice the steak thing. I even saw someone get up out of their seat
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Ruski on January 27, 2006, 06:58:58 AM: and that's why you have to get bootleg copies that are made from the master preview disks.

-RuskiFace the Pirate
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Gabriel on January 27, 2006, 07:17:12 AM: I haven't seen Madagascar yet. Sooner or later, I'll get to it, but I hear it's pretty good.

Gabriel
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Jester on January 28, 2006, 05:21:26 AM: this particualer bootleg came from thailandnad was on DVD before it was supposed to be. My friend went there for an agricultural tour for LSU
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Ruski on January 30, 2006, 08:24:44 AM: agraculture huh?

hmmm...

-RuskiFace the Pirate

the kinda ag that get's your eyes all red?
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Jester on January 31, 2006, 05:20:06 AM: hu? Ya lost me...
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Gabriel on January 31, 2006, 05:44:25 AM: You know, Jester, the kind of agriculture that can get you 5-10 for possesing with intent to sell. They made a whole movie about it featuring White Castle.

Gabriel

PS - Of course if you're still confused about it, just as Apocalypse. (http://members.cox.net/gwire/Smily - Hippy.gif)
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Ruski on January 31, 2006, 08:36:11 AM: Perhaps he forgot because he's been using too much of his own product?

-RuskiFace the Pirate
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Gabriel on January 31, 2006, 08:45:46 AM: You never know...

Gabriel
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Jester on February 01, 2006, 05:18:13 AM: ah, gotcha. No, neither of us do that kind of agriculture
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: kv on February 01, 2006, 11:59:16 AM: No smokin' the "whacky tabaccy"?

-kv
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Gabriel on February 01, 2006, 02:47:56 PM: No. Jester is high on life. And the fumes from living in Cancer Alley. But that's all. ;)

Gabriel
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Ruski on February 01, 2006, 03:01:37 PM: Hmm... Cancer...

he sign Cancer is symbolized by the Crab.
Your sign's element is Water. Cancer is ruled by the Moon.
You are emotional, intuitive, sympathetic and moody. You enjoy shopping and visiting with friends. Cancer is sentimental, sensitive, and needs to have a sense of security. Cancer may be interested in politics even if it's only on the local level. You tend to over protect what is yours. Cancer is intensely romantic and has a vivid imagination. Your home and family are very important to you.
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Jester on February 02, 2006, 05:19:06 AM: lol ;D
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Gabriel on February 02, 2006, 05:26:33 AM: Um.... not really what I was talking about. But it's nice to know Jester likes hugs and shopping. ;)

Gabriel
Title: Re:Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Jester on February 03, 2006, 05:31:38 AM: always
Title: Re: Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Capt_North on April 24, 2008, 09:03:39 AM: No idea what this threads about.. but cant resist...

http://gd-tangent.tsunami-art.com/view.aspx?Rec=165

Pirates do indeed rule.
Title: Re: Pirates are Cool.
Post by: kv on April 24, 2008, 12:31:20 PM: hahahah! That's awesome. I actually heard that song a while back- someone had an awesome pirate SWF (a different one, but still awesome), animated to that song.

Love it!
Title: Re: Pirates are Cool.
Post by: Capt_North on April 26, 2008, 07:07:37 AM: Yeah.. was originally from lazy town or some stupid kids show.. bro, his friends, and i went crazy with that.. little show thing at one the local anime things, get together once a week at college theater and show anime for like.. 10 hours straight, occasionally doing weird skits.. we all dressed up like pirates from movies and such and stomped on stage singing it.. ended with one guy dressing up as the pirate from the lazy town coming on stage acting throughly unpirate.. and us all pulling "muskets" (modified nerf guns, airsofts made to look like old flint locks, and what not) and shooting him mercilessly. was his idea. Crowd loved it.