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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2007, 06:07:38 AM »
Well, I should just smite you for not taking the perfect set-up for bragging. Hey Nike, you need to cut him off for a week or so for that one.

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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #31 on: March 15, 2007, 10:45:43 PM »
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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #32 on: March 16, 2007, 07:30:22 AM »
It's all good... :-*
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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2007, 05:38:18 AM »

I really, really, really hate to bring up something on topic, as everyone is having such a good time, but I finally got the CLUE files up and running. Having just come back here and read through the whole of this thread, I'm sure you guys (and nerd obsessed girls) can come up with some amusing SR stories for it.

I now return you to your normally scheduled baiting and sexual innuendo. :P

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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #34 on: March 18, 2007, 12:08:30 PM »
Meh. We we re mostly done with that. ;D

Anyway. Honestly, if you wanted to host some of the older stories on here on your site, I'm pretty sure most people wouldn't mind, especially if they were credited (I'm speaking for myself, for instance, but I highly doubt that anyone is going to object to having thier stories hosted where more people can read them.)

Do you want me to reformat and submit, or how did you want to do this?

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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #35 on: March 18, 2007, 10:44:08 PM »
So are we basically describing a shadowrun adventure in the eyes of a character?
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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #36 on: March 19, 2007, 05:27:37 AM »
Read the Clue Files (you know, that pretty link Knasser posted) and see what they are talking about. Trust me, you won't be disapointed.

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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #37 on: March 19, 2007, 10:18:39 AM »
Krazi, have you never read the C.L.U.E. Files?

Ooh, someone needs to find a current link, so he can understand the Joy and Anguish that is the C.L.U.E. Files.

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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #38 on: March 19, 2007, 03:49:30 PM »
Krazi - These were the original C.L.U.E. files. They haven't been updated in many a year and my attempts to contact the original author have failed. I've basically started a new version as I thought it was just too good to waste. :)

Kid_Vid - Don't worry too much about the formatting as I can take care of that. What I need is just some good stories of player (or GM) idiocy or possibly outrageous misfortune. I'm trying to steer away from general mockery and examples where the GM just says: "You never said your character was wearing pants to the meet, so I'm going to have Lonestar arrest you on the way." But the main criteria is that it's funny. My favourite from the old files almost has to be the one where the team successfully infiltrate the enemy base through an oil pipeline, bypassing all the security undetected before finally reaching their destination... and trying to cut their way out with a blow torch! ;D (Clue - it's an oil pipe! )

I'm putting up a couple more at the moment, by the way.

Cheers,

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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #39 on: March 19, 2007, 06:34:21 PM »
Knasser- here is one you can post. I thought it was all the way updated, but it wasn't, so I finished it and here's the link it all of it's horrible stupidity:

http://ingomonk.bullhonkie.com/forums/index.php?board=11;action=display;threadid=1200

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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #40 on: March 19, 2007, 09:13:06 PM »
I'll check it out when I have more time...
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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #41 on: March 24, 2007, 02:46:51 PM »

KV, that was absolutely great. I love the narration! :D

It's up on the site, now, as Clue File #8.

Many thanks.

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Re:Tales of the Clueless
« Reply #42 on: March 25, 2007, 02:24:25 AM »
HELL YES! I made an entry for the clue files!

Wait... that's not a good thing. Oh well, I'm happy with it.

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