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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #375 on: March 10, 2005, 05:40:51 PM »
I think we should print a shirt with "Bad Thing(C)" on it, just because it would be funnier.

(The Stealth + Explosives = Bad Thing(C) is also humorous.)

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #376 on: March 10, 2005, 06:10:53 PM »
Yeah, but see using that symbol is against the law, I believe or you could get sued for copryright fraud... unless of course, that is you weren't selling it. Then it's parody and legal...


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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #377 on: March 10, 2005, 08:11:34 PM »
Hey, of course I'd use 200 proof stuff.  Why would I lower myself to the crappy stuff?  ;D

Besides, it's not like I'm paying for it...  :P
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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #378 on: March 11, 2005, 01:00:32 AM »
You can make people pay for Parody. Dr Demento did it for years, and Weird Al does it all the time now. I hear he's rich and famous or something. ;D

Mostly I was going to put the phrase on a shirt, with the copyright symbol, so people would notice and remember it.

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #379 on: March 11, 2005, 06:33:42 AM »
You could make a whole line:


Liquor + Drama = Bad Things®

$1000 / 10 Hookers = Bad Things®

Bull + China Shop = Bad Things®

Could probably come up with some funnier ones... but I haven't really woken up yet :P

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #380 on: March 11, 2005, 08:30:21 AM »
I dunno. 'Geek the Mage'
would be a good one for me.

and of course, the old classic:

"I'm not Fat, I just have Titanium Bone Lacing"

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #381 on: March 11, 2005, 12:36:58 PM »
I would love to put most of these on shirts...

Hell, I would love to make t-shirts for a living, period.

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #382 on: March 11, 2005, 01:43:03 PM »
better sign up for a silk screening shop class.

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #383 on: March 11, 2005, 01:44:31 PM »
Well, you could make a T-shirt out of anything...


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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #384 on: March 11, 2005, 02:22:17 PM »
Hi! My name is Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me.

My Name is: Milk. I'll do your body good.

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #385 on: March 11, 2005, 04:58:03 PM »
I could make the "Mr Right" one, but the other one is the sucks.

hmmm... a shirt with
"you = the sucks" printed on it... ;D

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #386 on: March 11, 2005, 09:12:18 PM »
How about:

"I'll tell you a secret...

Under all these clothes, I'm completely NAKED!"
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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #387 on: March 12, 2005, 12:36:10 AM »
HAHAHAHAHA... we'll see.

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #388 on: March 12, 2005, 01:02:11 AM »
I dont want to see kid
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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #389 on: March 12, 2005, 10:19:14 AM »
Quote from: Poison on March 10, 2005, 08:11:34 PM
Hey, of course I'd use 200 proof stuff.  Why would I lower myself to the crappy stuff?

Now you'll just have to forgive a simple european, but what exactly is implied by "proof" here?

because I always assumed it was a weight-percentage of ethanol compared to water, but then 200% doesn't make sense, and thi9ngs will burn alot before 100%.
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