Ok, well her you go then: One night we were lying in bed, and she turns to me and says, "So how long

?"
And I say to her, "Well, it's about

, and I can use it to

"
So we start making out, and before long I go

. And she is flailing around and

.
So when it's all over, we are laying there. She's panting, I'm trying to get the feeling back in my tongue, and we are both grinning like baboons.
So now you have a story to tell your children.
Gabriel