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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #60 on: March 03, 2006, 08:29:15 AM »
You know, I don't think I want to eat THAT flavor of popcorn. So was he just the god of sex or was he a god of vice???

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #61 on: March 03, 2006, 08:37:09 AM »
He claimed brothels  - that way he didn't have to establish anything and the client base was in place.
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« Reply #62 on: March 03, 2006, 08:38:49 AM »
Well damn, that's actually pretty good. Did he actually TELL anyone he was the new god of brothels??? Kind of hard to pray to a namelss diety.

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« Reply #63 on: March 03, 2006, 08:44:05 AM »
Well he told us....but then he  and one other of aour party were the only ones to make those kinds of friend....
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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #64 on: March 03, 2006, 08:13:10 PM »
Cover charge?

That's tithing. . . Gotta support the clergy. . .

So. . .  did he have Pimp-Paladins?
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« Reply #65 on: March 04, 2006, 08:38:01 AM »
Nope just a pair of scoudrels doing scoudraly things.  The paladins did paladin things,  and I established an orphanage.  Well, ya gotta spend the loot somehow.
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« Reply #66 on: March 06, 2006, 08:39:09 AM »
well that was nice of you.

ya' know, every most evil superhero ever has to forclose on an orphanage. it's good to see that you got a decent start.

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« Reply #67 on: March 06, 2006, 12:02:09 PM »
Well I also bought a disgustingly huge house and a stable full of nice horseflesh....
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« Reply #68 on: March 06, 2006, 12:03:50 PM »
horse always tasted kinda stringey to me.

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« Reply #69 on: March 06, 2006, 12:05:02 PM »
LOL She was way past the need to eat them, but she did hunt dragons for the hell of it.  
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« Reply #70 on: March 06, 2006, 12:06:13 PM »
well, everyone's got to have a hobby.

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #71 on: March 06, 2006, 12:45:46 PM »
Yeah, right up until the dragons start holding a grudge.

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« Reply #72 on: March 06, 2006, 12:46:59 PM »
can dragons hire ninjas? I think they have enough money to...

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watch out for ninjas!
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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #73 on: March 06, 2006, 01:09:07 PM »
Beware ninjas delivering hamburgers...

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #74 on: March 06, 2006, 01:30:32 PM »
If honorable customer does not tip, then they must be prepared to face the consequences. . .



You are in a fast food resturant.
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"Just shout your order.
We will hear you.
The cost of the meal has
already been deducted from
your wallet."

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"You meal is in the bag on the counter behind you.
Thank you for shopping Ninja Burger!"
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