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Re: Beowulf
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2007, 04:56:48 AM »
echo that
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Re: Beowulf
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2007, 09:54:55 AM »
I wonder if they are going to animate Angelina's naughty bits??? If so, you have your first public-release cyber-porn.

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Re: Beowulf
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2007, 02:06:43 PM »
If by naughty bits, you mean boobs, then yes. From what I can tell, from the hips down she's all scaly and stuff.

Of course, you could be into that sort of thing. ;D

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Re: Beowulf
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2007, 09:00:33 PM »
I'm not sure if cyber-porn would have the same effect on me, but then again it is Angelina  :o
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Re: Beowulf
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2007, 04:53:37 AM »
the nerd who had to animate that musta spooged himself...alot
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Re: Beowulf
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2007, 08:41:38 AM »
 :hyper: Probably, who knows he might've acted like a digital pimp to his Geek Squad.
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Re: Beowulf
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2007, 09:38:49 AM »
Actually, from what I've heard, people who make porn usually end up hating it. I remember reading an interview with a young director (I can't remember who, for the life of me) who said that in order to start out and get a credit to his name, he spent a while directing porn. His words, as near as I can remember them, were something like 'it's the most god-awful thing I've ever seen- it took me a year to be able to get an erection again.'

Of course, he probably doesn't pet the snake as much as Gabe does. ;D

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Re: Beowulf
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2007, 10:17:39 AM »
Jolie is in it? Damn.  I can't look at her without thinking somebody got an A in shop class.  I know you all drool, but she looks like she got built not born.
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Re: Beowulf
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2007, 05:31:09 PM »
LOL I've never heard that before.  And yes I've heard similar Kid_Vid.  In fact I believe Spielberg started off doing some porn to get a rep for himself.
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« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2007, 06:20:06 PM »
Jolie is proof that if your father is a rich actor, you'll be the very next nepotistic display.

Methinks there are more artificial parts than meets the eye.

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Re: Beowulf
« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2007, 04:59:51 AM »
last time I saw her she was waaaaaay too skinny. Girl needs to eat something
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Re: Beowulf
« Reply #26 on: October 18, 2007, 05:02:31 AM »
Quote from: Zone on October 17, 2007, 10:17:39 AM
Jolie is in it? Damn.  I can't look at her without thinking somebody got an A in shop class.  I know you all drool, but she looks like she got built not born.

And your point would be????

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Re: Beowulf
« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2007, 10:05:42 AM »
Just another way the rich get better health care
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Re: Beowulf
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2007, 01:03:31 PM »
Better living through cosmetic surgery? ;D

That reminds me- I watch the show "Beauty and the Geek," and one of the girls on it was talking about her boob job as an investment, because "if you total all the drinks that people are going to buy for me over the years, it'll more than pay for it!"

Oh, the people on that show say such funny things.

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Re: Beowulf
« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2007, 01:49:16 PM »
That quote = vapid.

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