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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #45 on: October 20, 2007, 12:29:46 AM »
uhhh... She's a army ranger, marine sniper, and SAS? That seems improbable.

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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #46 on: October 20, 2007, 05:51:50 AM »
she's a baaaaaad mama jama!
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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #47 on: October 20, 2007, 02:50:52 PM »
not impossible  branches do cross traiing all the timw ans we even send ppl to train with other contrys
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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #48 on: October 21, 2007, 06:09:32 AM »
but she's still a bad mama jama  ;D
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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #49 on: October 21, 2007, 03:27:00 PM »
Yeah... but... it wouldn't happen.

Marine Snipers are a very select group. They take something like a hundred candidates, and of that hundred, they actually make only ten of them marine snipers (and ten spotters, one for each sniper). The rangers are a pretty select group, but not as exclusive as the marine sniper. But to do both would mean that A) She was an army ranger (I'm not sure women can become Rangers), and THEN she would have to join the marine corps, and qualify to become a marine sniper, and then be picked for the training, and excel at it. Then, after her dual-corp training, she would go overseas and train with the SAS.

I only mentioned three of her groups of training. There was like 15 on the card. I find it highly unlikely.

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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #50 on: October 22, 2007, 07:25:51 AM »
yea, but she has big boobies
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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #51 on: October 22, 2007, 12:48:36 PM »
Uhhh... I don't see how that has any bearing on her level of military training.

Of course, it should be included when casting.

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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #52 on: October 23, 2007, 05:22:50 AM »
Hey, there is a reason there are only 206 members of the G. I. Joe organization: They are the ELITE! I know it's hard to think about in this age where mediocrety (sp) is the holy grail of social achivement, but some people actually strive to be the best of the best. And that is what G. I. Joe was always about.

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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #53 on: October 23, 2007, 06:21:50 AM »
yo joe!
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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #54 on: October 23, 2007, 07:57:38 AM »
you figure kif there are only ever 206 meembers then the amout of training each membder has gone thru is fanimal
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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #55 on: October 23, 2007, 11:34:08 AM »
I'm sure they would have made more if they could have- but the pokemon-like "gotta catch them all!" craze wasn't around yet, and I remember my parents being a little irritated that they were always introducing new characters- which we then of course begged and pleaded to get the toys of.

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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #56 on: October 24, 2007, 06:52:02 AM »
ooooo, the good ole days
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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #57 on: October 24, 2007, 11:31:02 AM »
Quote from: mercy on October 23, 2007, 07:57:38 AM
you figure kif there are only ever 206 meembers then the amout of training each membder has gone thru is fanimal

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//Activating trog translation dictionary 1.10 beta
If there are only 206 members of the G.I.Joe organization then it would be very easy to understand that each member has gone through an immense amount of training.
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BTW, wtf is 'fanimal'?  A freaky animal?  An animalistic fanboy?
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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #58 on: October 24, 2007, 02:16:55 PM »
phenomenal, I think.

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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #59 on: October 24, 2007, 03:48:23 PM »
I think you need to upgrade the translation program the next time around ;)
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