Yeah, I remember the old saying "You always tear the scrotums of the ones you love!"
Wait... that's not an old saying. In fact, just joking about it made me feel a little dirty.
Of course, you were raised a little different than I was, with your Dad and "Uncle Frank" having wrestling matches in the bedroom all the time. How is your buddy Peaches, by the way? You haven't talked about him in some time... are you guys having a little tiff?
-kv