Lela recently found out that she was human after all. Unfortunately it turns out she is one of the sewer mutant variety of humans. Her parents decided to leave her at the minimum security orphanage when she was born with a note written in fake-alien to confuse everyone. They didn’t want her to grow up unloved and shunned.
It was touching, really. Almost made me cry…if I had tear ducts that is. You drippy human water-jockeys. You're always leaking from one orifice or another. Hehehehe.
Bender Rules, Baby!!
(Gabriel)