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Pimp-Boy 2000

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« Reply #1920 on: May 11, 2005, 05:52:52 AM »
What's nasty, a tampon in the nose?

Jester, you're like those people who think using Preparation H to remove dark circles under your eyes is nasty.  It's a freaking piece of cotton, for God's sake.  Sheezum.
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« Reply #1921 on: May 11, 2005, 06:47:32 PM »
it's just the thought of what it's used for. I just got an image of the kid shoving a used one up his nose.
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« Reply #1922 on: May 11, 2005, 07:45:41 PM »
I know. :P

Heh, I just remember how everone says, "Preparation H on your eyes?  Ewwwww!"

Hehehehe....
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« Reply #1923 on: May 11, 2005, 10:54:04 PM »
well i could see useing it on your nose or lips is your a ass kisser or brown noser or how about that new tampoon comcial where she plugs a leak in a boat with one
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« Reply #1924 on: May 12, 2005, 04:40:40 AM »
yea see all works wonders...what they make for women has multiple uses  ;)
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« Reply #1925 on: May 12, 2005, 01:32:02 PM »
Speaking of making stuff for women, I've been waiting for someone to come out with a remote control.  ;)
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« Reply #1926 on: May 12, 2005, 01:49:14 PM »
like they would follow directions from a little box any better than they would follow directions from anything else.

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« Reply #1927 on: May 12, 2005, 03:17:27 PM »
Well, you'd have to have a 500,000-volt capacitor surgically installed in their scalp, but hey -- whatever works.

Actually, even that might not even be enough (God forbid my girlfriend sees this)....
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« Reply #1928 on: May 12, 2005, 03:18:36 PM »
your only hope is to pad your way onto the next page before anyone female reads that.

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« Reply #1929 on: May 12, 2005, 03:25:13 PM »
Nah, I prefer to face the music.

And by the way, if a woman is truly offended by this, you can sit on it and rotate.  In this society it's OK to make fun of men all you want, but women are on some sort of sacred ground where they can push and not be pushed back.  Metaphysically speaking.

Have a nice day~  8)
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« Reply #1930 on: May 12, 2005, 03:28:51 PM »
Perhaps it's because of all thoes years they were repressed?

*shrug*

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« Reply #1931 on: May 12, 2005, 09:16:37 PM »
I am aware of the way women have fit into society throughout history, but it is no excuse for sexism.  And there is a lot of male sexism in our society.  It doesn't offend me, per se, but it is a bit exasperating.

Oh, crap, I was born with a penis.  That means every TV commercial and sitcom will portray my sex as dumb brutes, foolish, insensitive, clumsy, etcetera.  How nice.

*shrug*  Two wrongs don't make a right, I guess you could say.
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« Reply #1932 on: May 13, 2005, 06:02:37 AM »
HELP, HELP, i'M BEING REPRESSED!
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« Reply #1933 on: May 13, 2005, 07:46:15 AM »
Just because some watery tart lubs a scematar at you, does not give you the devine right to go about the country side opressing people!

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« Reply #1934 on: May 13, 2005, 10:01:00 AM »
Don't sugar coat it Pip, tell us what you really think.   ::)

Personally I'm all for men, women too.  It's the stupid I think should be slapped and sterilized.
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