Our meatbots have been missing since '98!
THIS JUST IN! They've been lying to us all this time -- our parents, our church, even our government!
reality (n.): A delusion resulting from a lack of alcohol in the human body.beer (n.): Medication used to relieve people of delusions.THIS is the truth, friends! Why didn't I see it before?! (runs to the fridge for a cold one)