AOL... hahahaha!
AOL is a sinking ship; a melting iceberg; a plane about to buy the farm.
All their special services which they charge for are available for free anywhere on the internet. (Popup blocking, firewalls, etcetera).
I hear Microsoft and Google will be squaring off to see who will acquire AOL when they finally go under.
(Also, those ultratarded commercials with the woman bringing pies to AOL employees didn't help AOL AT ALL. Gayest thing ever.)