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[Gabriel]

Now get me some fries!

Gabriel

[Jester]

<Bobs for fries> OOOWWWW! Dat hurts!!!!!

[AJStarhiker]

So does...BOOT TO THE HEAD!! *thwap!*

[ROOTless]

Here's a new dance craze
That's sweeping the nation
It's called the Toxic Waltz
And it's causing devastation
You're jumping up and down
Like a psycho circus clown
Slamming with waltzers
All the way around
You get caught up in the whip
Thrown into a flip
You aim for someone's head
To stain the floor red
Give someone a kick
To prove you're truly sick
Bounce back from some blows
And blood runs out your nose
Flailing round and round
And you're injury bound
Waltz it up!
The pit is it!
You can take your chance
On this rough new dance
If you dare!
To dive in!
There are some that try
But they don't survive
They don't hit!
'cause they're wimps!
And this exercise
helps you brutalize
With us!
Exodus!

(chorus)

Everybody's doing the toxic waltz
Kick your friend in the head and have a ball
Come on and do the toxic waltz
And slam your partner against the wall
Everybody's doing the toxic waltz
Good friendly violent fun in store for all
Get up off your ass and toxic waltz
If you hit the floor
You can always crawl!

Used to do the monkey
but now it's not cool
The twist and mashed potato
are no exception to the rule
So don't be a dunce
and dance like a runt
Just throw your elbows
with good friendly violent fun
don't start to cry
if you get a black eye
just dive back in
and give another try
but too much action
may leave you in traction
so you better get insurance
no matter your endurance
flailing round and round
and you're injury bound
Waltz it up!
The pit is it!
You can take your chance
on the rough new dance
If you dare!
to dive in!
There are some that try
but they wont survive
They dont hit!
'cause they're wimps!
And this exercise
Helps you brutalize
With us!
Exodus!

(chorus)

Everybody's doing the Toxic Waltz
Kick your friend in the head and have a ball
Come on and do the toxic waltz
and slam your partner against the wall
everybody's doing the toxic waltz
good friendly violent fun in store for all
get up off your ass and toxic waltz
if you hit the floor you can always crawl!

Get up on your feet
Don't look so obsolete
And thrash like an athlete!
Don't sit there on your ass
Don't look like you got too much class
you'll be harassed!
You know we guarantee
This is the key
So rage or get the third degree!
You begin frontal assaults
and start your somersaults
And do the toxic waltz!
Do the toxic waltz!
Do the toxic waltz!
Do the toxic waltz!
Do the toxic waltz!

[Jester]

wow...

[Gabriel]

Do they have a Toxic Box-Step for us beginners???

Gabriel

[ROOTless]

I rather doubt it. ;)

[kv]

There once was a man from Nantucket...

[AJStarhiker]

who believed a chamber pot's a bucket...

[Gabriel]

Ok, so which one of you geniuses wants to translate the payment on this check?? I'm kind of curious.

Gabriel

[ROOTless]

let's see...

e^ip = -1

As for the sum... I don't remember.
I think maybe it converges to 1, but I can look it if if you like?

[Jester]

ROFL! is that actually legal to do?

[Gabriel]

Well, why not? I mean, it IS a real numeric notation. So I guess it is. And Yeah ROOTless, if you could find out, I would really appreciate it. This is just tickling my curiosity too much not to know.

Gabriel

[ROOTless]

It was in my Calculus book, right where I thought it should be.
The infinite sum converges to 2.
So it says 0.002 + (-1) + 2 = 1.002 ($)
Which I presume would round off to 1$

[AJStarhiker]

...wow.  that's just...yeah