The worst was when I got invited out with a friend and his girlfriend, and thier friend... and then one of his other friends asked him what he was up to that weekend, so he got invited along too... and then his girlfriend decided that the other friend was a better fit for her friend, so I got invited SPECIFICALLY to be the fifth wheel... they offered to let me drive, but I figured that if I wasn't going to hook up, NO ONE WAS!!!!
-Kid Vid