Tastes like C.H.I.C.K.E.N !
(product contains no actual chicken, c.h.i.c.k.e.n. represents a chemical adhesive derived from jujubees, gum arabic, and yellow dye #40, and is an acronym for the individual chemical analysis components. c.h.i.c.k.e.n. is not edible, contains carsonagens known to everyone to be extreamly toxic, and should not be given to children under the age of 40. c.h.i.c.k.e.n. contains chokeing hazzards. incase of injestion call poison controll immediatly. not for human use.)
-RuskiFace the Pirate