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Ruski

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #105 on: November 03, 2004, 09:36:30 AM »
perhaps some of the legs they were chewing on in the dumpster had pants on them, and something in the pockets?

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #106 on: November 03, 2004, 01:24:26 PM »
Hmmm... I might go back and check.

We'll see how I do at the doctor's office first, though... maybe I'll have some cool drugs to help with tha pain and a pretty nurses' LTG number to help with the lonliness. ;D

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #107 on: November 03, 2004, 02:18:11 PM »
well, one out of two ain't bad.

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #108 on: November 09, 2004, 10:08:11 AM »
That was nice of Ingo to not run over the security guard. i think that'll earn an extra Karma for him come run's end. (i would have just hit em' and let the corperate guys get him new legs.)

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« Reply #109 on: November 09, 2004, 09:32:35 PM »
I admire that... I mean, I would've honked and kept driving, but that was nice of him.

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #110 on: November 10, 2004, 06:30:06 AM »
LOL i think most of my gamers would have stepped on the gas to see if they could get him to fly through the air and hit the roof just for laughs.

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #111 on: November 10, 2004, 09:30:02 AM »
Geezus!  There's no way this van should keep up with me, my car is faster than a stock Westwind turbo!
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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #112 on: November 10, 2004, 02:47:16 PM »
No combat pool for driving, as I recall. Though mybe Ruski would be nice and let you dodge with the car...
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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #113 on: November 10, 2004, 03:15:49 PM »
it's all about the controll pool.
you are being chaced by a rigger, he has three times as many dice to out drive you, even if your car is faster. (and the van isn't stock, rigger's vehicles never are) but, you do have the lead, and you are gaining some breathing room. just pray that lonestar dosn't respond with a T-Bird, because then your speed advantage gets slimmer...

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #114 on: November 10, 2004, 08:48:29 PM »
Ingo's gettin a ticket  ;D
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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #115 on: November 11, 2004, 01:49:12 AM »
Ticket, pfft.  If I get caught I'm going to jail or worse, all cuz some jackass is on a power trip.  I hate frame-ups.

Aww, how come a t-bird?  That's just mean :(
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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #116 on: November 11, 2004, 07:26:25 PM »
the you goin to jail sucka! UH!
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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #117 on: November 15, 2004, 12:32:44 PM »
oh, i'm sure that your corperation will give you the best assasian er... lawyer they can to get you out of trouble!

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #118 on: November 15, 2004, 03:16:42 PM »
No, I think they'll save money on an assassin, and just hire some dumb runners with a suitcase.

"This is a milkrun- I could do it myself, but I have to leave the country on business. Just take this ticking briefcase to a meeting with your new," *stops to make finger quotation marks* "'client', and talk with him for a while. He'll use the contents of the briefcase to escape once you leave."

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #119 on: November 15, 2004, 03:55:08 PM »
yea...

that could happen too...

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