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Ruski

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #45 on: October 26, 2004, 06:35:29 AM »
i dunno, haveing seen the kitchen, i'd be worried about getting something from there... some wierd desease.

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #46 on: October 26, 2004, 07:41:30 AM »
yea, maybe your head will explode or somethin. That'd be cool
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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #47 on: October 26, 2004, 08:44:59 AM »
<role vs. head explosion> <Critical Falure>

ouch.

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #48 on: October 26, 2004, 03:09:12 PM »
Brain scanners all over again.
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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #49 on: October 26, 2004, 06:04:11 PM »
what's that? brain scanners?
cranial nuke?

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #50 on: October 26, 2004, 07:14:31 PM »
What if Kid is in some kind of morgue or something?  Or some actual legitimate place of business?  What if he just ripped two gaping holes into a doctor of some kind?

Probably not considering that the dumpster outside is full of body parts..but it'd be funny ;)
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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #51 on: October 27, 2004, 12:51:59 AM »
*grin* Oops, I just busted into a legitimate organ donation clinic and shot the doctor on duty! Boy, is my face red?

Of course, he did run at me with a buzz saw and a happy look on his face... that might not be the best indicator of mental stability. ;D

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #52 on: October 27, 2004, 01:07:19 AM »
From what I read he was going to work on a corpse on the table with the saw, then you burst in and he looked up at you (saw still in hand).  I don't remember any running with saws.

Hey, if running with scissors is considered 'bad' what is running with a buzz saw considered?
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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #53 on: October 27, 2004, 02:53:24 AM »
umm from what i read he didnt charge til you fired on him
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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #54 on: October 27, 2004, 04:09:12 AM »
It's that Shoot First, Ask Questions later policy ;D
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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #55 on: October 27, 2004, 06:25:13 AM »
well, perhaps if you put him on a table and strap him down, no one will notice.

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #56 on: October 27, 2004, 02:12:57 PM »
i think his docwagon contract just expired... what with the being shot in the head with AV ammo and all.

oh, and he was happy to see you, normally he has to go out and find some local drug dealer to get parts from.

so, now that you found you orc, what are you going to do with him? see if the doctor has some extra feet in stock and stich one on? what was your guy's grade in home ec? think he's good with a needle and thread? suppose that would default to quickness? or perhaps intelegence?

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #57 on: October 27, 2004, 07:11:20 PM »
I'll find the poor fragger some morphine so he doesn't feel so drekky, then I'm going to try and get him to the ER. I'm not a doctor. I don't know drek about this stuff.

Yeah, the fragger tried to cut ME with the buzzsaw. Even if he was a "good guy", he tried to cut me with a fragging BUZZSAW!

Yeah, I hold grudges too. (Aims at the head) BOOM!

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #58 on: October 27, 2004, 09:10:29 PM »
LOL yea. but was it worth the cost of an AV round?

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Re:The Peanut Gallery
« Reply #59 on: October 27, 2004, 10:43:22 PM »
AV is Anti-vehicle ammo right?  Isn't it supposed to pierce armor?  So like it should pass through a body quickly and not do much damage other than the small hole through it?  I thought hollow-points went in small and came out big because they expand?  Or am I confusing everything?  I don't know much about firearms and ballistics, I'm just curious ;)
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