Shadowrun Pub

  • March 04, 2025, 08:49:21 AM
  • Welcome, Guest
Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Our meatbots have been missing since '98!

Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 5   Go Down

Author Topic: I Hate Spam.  (Read 10176 times)

Ruski

  • Matrix Pirate
  • Grid Overwatch Division
  • Prime Runner
  • *****
  • Karma: 109
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 11688
  • Only the Dead have seen the end of War...
I Hate Spam.
« on: November 01, 2004, 12:25:34 PM »
I have decided that Spam is the devil.
my current 'favorite' is the 'sun-trust' bank account, where you hit a link, and it opens up sun trusts website, as well as a popup box that asks you to enter in your account information for verification.
just as nice is the 'we are from south africa, and have an account with 230482034982034.3 billion dollars in it, and would be happy to give you 12% if you give us your account information.'

anyone else have any favorites?

-RuskiFace the Pirate
Logged
No one writes jokes in Base-13
6 X 9 = 42

APOCALYPSE

  • Japanese Great Dragon
  • Grid Overwatch Division
  • Goon
  • *****
  • Karma: 12
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 654
  • Survival of the Fittest
Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2004, 02:35:55 PM »
Oh, did you not see the post on the Order of the Red Breast? Let me know and then you will understand after I show it too you...it follows with what you're talking about.
Logged
:apoc: If I’m asleep at the bar counter then probably drifted into astral space and forgot where I was so feel free to give me a nudge to bring me back to your reality. :apoc:

Ruski

  • Matrix Pirate
  • Grid Overwatch Division
  • Prime Runner
  • *****
  • Karma: 109
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 11688
  • Only the Dead have seen the end of War...
Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2004, 04:44:56 PM »
no, i missed that one.

-RuskiFace the Pirate
Logged
No one writes jokes in Base-13
6 X 9 = 42

Ingo Monk

  • SysOp
  • Experienced Runner
  • *****
  • Karma: 24
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2877
  • VOODOO!
Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2004, 06:14:09 PM »
ORDER OF THE RED BREAST!!!
Ruski MUST read it!  It's hilarious!  That website also talks about all those other e-mail scams.
Logged

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

kv

  • Too lazy to contact Ingo for a custom title
  • Grid Overwatch Division
  • Professional Runner
  • *****
  • Karma: 16
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7451
  • Spawner of Violence
    • Click here to see a bigger verison of my Pic!
Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2004, 06:22:45 PM »
The POWER-R-R-R-R-RBOOK was my favorite. ;D

  -Kid Vid
Logged
"There are three rules to surviving a gun fight.
1) Shoot First
2) Shoot More
3) Shoot last
   If you can do that, you can survive."
                                 -Samus Bravo
                                (Mercury's Father)

Ingo Monk

  • SysOp
  • Experienced Runner
  • *****
  • Karma: 24
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2877
  • VOODOO!
Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2004, 07:18:40 PM »
PPPPPPOWERRR BBBBOOOOKKKK!!!
Logged

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

Animasaki

  • Grunt
  • ***
  • Karma: 5
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 252
  • 3\/3|2Y 0|\|3 |_0\/35 |_337!
    • Ethereal Art.Net: The Website of Champions!
Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2004, 09:47:17 PM »
LOL that was my favorite! Great stuff. ;)
Logged

kv

  • Too lazy to contact Ingo for a custom title
  • Grid Overwatch Division
  • Professional Runner
  • *****
  • Karma: 16
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7451
  • Spawner of Violence
    • Click here to see a bigger verison of my Pic!
Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2004, 11:55:31 PM »
Just because they glued all the keys on there. ;D

 That made my day. I never did get the details of the scam, but I did enjoy the pictures. ;D

  -Kid Vid
Logged
"There are three rules to surviving a gun fight.
1) Shoot First
2) Shoot More
3) Shoot last
   If you can do that, you can survive."
                                 -Samus Bravo
                                (Mercury's Father)

Ingo Monk

  • SysOp
  • Experienced Runner
  • *****
  • Karma: 24
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2877
  • VOODOO!
Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2004, 01:15:20 AM »
D00d, I read the entire transcript of the Powerbook scam.  It's fraggin hilarious!
Logged

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

APOCALYPSE

  • Japanese Great Dragon
  • Grid Overwatch Division
  • Goon
  • *****
  • Karma: 12
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 654
  • Survival of the Fittest
Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2004, 03:26:00 AM »
Okay, Rusk, I'll get you the links...I almost forgot about Powerbook..that was great....I couldn't stop laughing at either..
Logged
:apoc: If I’m asleep at the bar counter then probably drifted into astral space and forgot where I was so feel free to give me a nudge to bring me back to your reality. :apoc:

APOCALYPSE

  • Japanese Great Dragon
  • Grid Overwatch Division
  • Goon
  • *****
  • Karma: 12
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 654
  • Survival of the Fittest
Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2004, 03:42:45 AM »
Here ya go Ruski,

YOU HAVE TO READ THESE....it's classic and will stay with you forever. You'll definitely add a few more years to your life after all the laughing you will do. Also, you have to tell us what you think afterwards and which one you like better.

Order of the Red Breast

http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm

and

P-P-P-Powerbook (the first is the original link and the second is straight to the story)

http://p-p-p-powerbook.com/

or

http://p-p-p-powerbook.com/files/thepowerbook.pdf



« Last Edit: November 02, 2004, 03:43:34 AM by APOCALYPSE »
Logged
:apoc: If I’m asleep at the bar counter then probably drifted into astral space and forgot where I was so feel free to give me a nudge to bring me back to your reality. :apoc:

Ruski

  • Matrix Pirate
  • Grid Overwatch Division
  • Prime Runner
  • *****
  • Karma: 109
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 11688
  • Only the Dead have seen the end of War...
Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2004, 10:08:53 AM »
well, that was a long and entertaining read.

i like the red brest better.

more involved con.

-RuskiFace the Pirate
Logged
No one writes jokes in Base-13
6 X 9 = 42

APOCALYPSE

  • Japanese Great Dragon
  • Grid Overwatch Division
  • Goon
  • *****
  • Karma: 12
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 654
  • Survival of the Fittest
Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2004, 02:13:50 PM »
But worth the read ;)
Logged
:apoc: If I’m asleep at the bar counter then probably drifted into astral space and forgot where I was so feel free to give me a nudge to bring me back to your reality. :apoc:

Ruski

  • Matrix Pirate
  • Grid Overwatch Division
  • Prime Runner
  • *****
  • Karma: 109
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 11688
  • Only the Dead have seen the end of War...
Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2004, 03:43:17 PM »
best part of my day so far.

-RuskiFace the Pirate
Logged
No one writes jokes in Base-13
6 X 9 = 42

APOCALYPSE

  • Japanese Great Dragon
  • Grid Overwatch Division
  • Goon
  • *****
  • Karma: 12
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 654
  • Survival of the Fittest
Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2004, 03:55:18 PM »
Great! I serve to make others laugh or something like that or is that brighten others....ahh. to hell with it..I'm not serving anybody.
Logged
:apoc: If I’m asleep at the bar counter then probably drifted into astral space and forgot where I was so feel free to give me a nudge to bring me back to your reality. :apoc:
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 5   Go Up
« previous next »
 

Bad Behavior has blocked 10684 access attempts in the last 7 days.

Page created in 0.104 seconds with 19 queries.