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AJStarhiker

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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #105 on: February 01, 2006, 05:04:31 PM »
The ones who stayed outside were the smart ones.
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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #106 on: February 01, 2006, 05:38:50 PM »
I think that calling them 'smart' is overstating their abilitys a bit.

They were 'smarter than the guys who walked in and started shooting halfway through the recon work', certanly but they were right in the thick of it.

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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #107 on: February 01, 2006, 09:17:38 PM »
I thought the 'relative to the ones inside' was understood.
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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #108 on: February 01, 2006, 09:28:50 PM »
bet the ones inside were wondering alright who was sposed to bring the cans of raid@
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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #109 on: February 01, 2006, 10:13:37 PM »
Or maybe a couple bug bombs?

On second thought, bug bombs+trigger happy runners=big boom.
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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #110 on: February 02, 2006, 07:44:59 AM »
You don't want explosives around thease boys.

their leader, was a self-proclaimed multple personality skitsophrenic. with one half a venerable saint, and the other a card carrying satinist.

"We've got to help thease people get out of the burning building now!"
(few minutes later)
"Oh crap, thease people we just rescued saw my face! I'll have to kill them all!"

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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #111 on: February 02, 2006, 08:10:48 PM »
Yeah, he was the bright bulb who walked into the church and decided to get his own 'smoking gun' on the priest in charge.

Me and the other guy who probably survived, we were doing recon as a couple of homeless people, checking out the soup kitchen. That was, until we heard the shooting. Then we started getting people out of there as fast as we could.

Nothing quite like rescuing people from the rest of your runner team. ;D

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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #112 on: February 03, 2006, 07:17:29 AM »
And a good cover once LoneStar shows up.

"No, officer, I was just looking for a hot meal when some crazy guy started shooting!"
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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #113 on: February 03, 2006, 09:18:38 AM »
I think that loan-star wasn't going to respond to the sounds of shooting in a redmond chapel.

at least not for a week or two.

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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #114 on: February 03, 2006, 11:18:13 AM »
If we were still there in a week or two, it would have been because we were dead.

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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #115 on: February 03, 2006, 11:54:23 AM »
or an active part of the congrigation.

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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #116 on: February 04, 2006, 07:56:28 AM »
"Famous last words: Don't worry, it's not loaded."
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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #117 on: February 04, 2006, 10:19:36 AM »
actruky i think its relax the safty ' s on
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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #118 on: February 04, 2006, 11:38:58 PM »
Ok, then how about this one (Apocolypse should get a kick out of it...or two.)

Famous Last Words #56: Watch me goose that dragon!
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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #119 on: February 06, 2006, 07:54:24 AM »
how about
"what's this red button do?"

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