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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #120 on: February 06, 2006, 08:14:45 AM »
Runner A: "Ok, now cut the blue wire."

Runner B: "...They're all blue."
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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #121 on: February 06, 2006, 08:24:45 AM »
"Hey Guys! Watch THIS!"

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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #122 on: February 06, 2006, 08:55:40 AM »
"Trust me, it'll be easy."
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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #123 on: February 06, 2006, 09:51:27 AM »
"It's a milk run. I'd do it myself, but I have a party to get to."
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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #124 on: February 06, 2006, 03:26:21 PM »
"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #125 on: February 06, 2006, 03:29:58 PM »
"Whaddya doing tonignt? oh, a movie and popcorn huh? uh... would you rathar be a 'real friend' and help a buddy out?"

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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #126 on: February 06, 2006, 04:05:02 PM »
"I think ther's a couple ghouls down the street who wouldn't ask where a free meal came from."
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« Reply #127 on: February 06, 2006, 04:06:37 PM »
Give them a body, and they try to take the whole party.

people are so greedy thease days.

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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #128 on: February 06, 2006, 05:14:58 PM »
That's why you dump and run.
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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #129 on: February 07, 2006, 07:55:34 AM »
and it's why I'm able to find a slightly soiled trenchcoat any time I have to hide in a dumpster.

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« Reply #130 on: February 07, 2006, 08:02:26 AM »
Is it an armored trenchcoat?
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« Reply #131 on: February 07, 2006, 08:08:25 AM »
not normally.
normally it's got big red stains, and a couple of holes in it.

ocasionally you'll find a nicer one, but mostly, it's just the 'already been shot' kind.

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« Reply #132 on: February 07, 2006, 08:12:18 AM »
You know, when the campaign with my Changeling started, I did climb on top of a garbage bin, but never bothered to look inside.
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« Reply #133 on: February 07, 2006, 08:25:53 AM »
if it was in seattle. I bet there was a body in there.

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Re:Static Advice.
« Reply #134 on: February 07, 2006, 08:27:53 AM »
Probably, but like I said, I didn't look and by the time I got back (There was that missing two weeks, you know) it was probably a different body ;)
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