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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #75 on: March 06, 2006, 02:43:48 PM »
I thought they were cutting back on the delivery bit?

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #76 on: March 07, 2006, 10:18:08 AM »
Quote from: Curris on March 06, 2006, 01:30:32 PM
If honorable customer does not tip, then they must be prepared to face the consequences. . .



You are in a fast food resturant.
There is a sign here.
>Look sign

The sign reads
"Just shout your order.
We will hear you.
The cost of the meal has
already been deducted from
your wallet."

The sign continues
"You meal is in the bag on the counter behind you.
Thank you for shopping Ninja Burger!"

LOL! You know, I just bought this game and haven't had a chance to play it yet.

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #77 on: March 07, 2006, 11:14:46 AM »
I read the synopsis on it, but didn't buy it. any good?

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #78 on: March 07, 2006, 11:48:03 AM »
I will refer you to the previous text in which I state that I haven't played it yet. ;)

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #79 on: March 07, 2006, 11:59:27 AM »
I gathered that. I was hoping to hear from someone who had.

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #80 on: March 10, 2006, 10:07:06 AM »
I remember a tale of an SR team that actually took a gig from a dragon. When they showed up to collect their fee the dragon said he would rather fry them.  Head runner leveled his smg at the pricless chinese porcelin collection and tells the dragon he bets he could take out more than their fees worth before he goes down.  The dragon paid and the runner got karma.
Cranky bastards those dragons but they do make spiffy boots....
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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #81 on: March 10, 2006, 10:30:15 AM »
hahahaha... I bet thoes runners spent some quality time in hiding though...

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #82 on: March 10, 2006, 12:23:04 PM »
Then again, I could see some respect coming from the dragon in that case. Respect being a relative term. . .

To have the Chutzpah to meet the dragon, and walk away with your reward, that says something. Not to mention the fact that you threatened the dragon's possessions (Not unlike threatening the dragon itself. . . )

If I were the dragon, I'd hire those runners as personal staff. . .
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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #83 on: March 10, 2006, 12:37:13 PM »
Or personal appetizers. ;) But that is a wiz story.

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #84 on: March 10, 2006, 02:20:59 PM »
Dragons have an unusual way of dealing with the Young Races, insofar as they are puppets and only tend to destroy those who actually frag them over. One way to sucessfully deal with a dragon is to bring along a magician and have the dragon and the runners swear an Oath. Even without blood magic, a dragon literally swearing an Oath is often enough to make them see through on their bargain.

Just be careful how you word it... Monkey's paw and all...
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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #85 on: March 10, 2006, 03:03:26 PM »
"there's nothing in the bargin about me letting you live AFTER I pay you! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA" *chomp*
"Hmm... thoes runners never did withdraw their certified funds..."

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #86 on: March 10, 2006, 11:29:51 PM »
Precisely. Unless the dragon promises not to frag them over.
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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #87 on: April 17, 2006, 01:59:57 PM »
but his secretary didn't get the memo, and pushed the trap door to the lava-pit as they walked through her office.

pitty.

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #88 on: April 17, 2006, 02:53:32 PM »
"I didn't frag them over, but those unfriendly looking troll gangers sure did. . ."
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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #89 on: April 26, 2006, 07:57:12 PM »
LOL...good one.
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