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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #90 on: April 26, 2006, 08:02:14 PM »
Right, but if the runners did a good job, then that would be like throwing away a tasty lollipop before you get to the yucky center, ya know?
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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #91 on: April 26, 2006, 08:22:49 PM »
Well, the dragon could always make the runners sign an exclucivity (is that a word?) contract.
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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #92 on: April 26, 2006, 10:36:53 PM »
I think you mean "exclusive", but we know what you mean  ;)

The secret to dealing with dragons, is that if you can wing it, hide C4 under your coat. More than you need, more than you can pay for. If all goes well, you can return it/sell it and be OK.

Then again, if you are Fire-breathed, or lightning blasted, then it's not your problem anymore, now is it. . .
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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #93 on: April 26, 2006, 11:30:54 PM »
C-4 has to be detonated. An eletrical current might set it off, but fire wouldn't. And I'd hate to live through the lighting bolt only to be blown up by my own defenses.

It doesn't say "Deal with a dragon cautiously." The Phrase is: "NEVER DEAL WITH A DRAGON!"

My Dad said it was like playing chess with a grand master who hates you.
Whatever that means.

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #94 on: April 27, 2006, 01:48:34 PM »
Hey, there is no big secret to dealing with one of the wizworms. Just don't do it if youcan help it. And if you can't, then try to enjoy it while you can.

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #95 on: April 27, 2006, 02:20:12 PM »
Topic, people.
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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #96 on: April 27, 2006, 07:04:53 PM »
So the wiki sites on SR, I saw them before I found this site. Nicely set up, but it's nothing new if you have read the books. . .
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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #97 on: April 28, 2006, 05:56:09 AM »
Quote from: ROOTless on April 27, 2006, 02:20:12 PM
Topic, people.

Oh come on, like the first words out of your mouth if you ever met a dragon wouldn't be HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

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« Reply #98 on: April 28, 2006, 08:52:50 AM »
More likely 'My Apologies Sir", and back out...
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« Reply #99 on: April 28, 2006, 10:00:18 AM »
"Or madam. . ."

Course if you know enough about Dragon physiology and anatomy to know the difference,  you're probably better off dead. . .
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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #100 on: April 28, 2006, 02:30:55 PM »
You could use the terms "almighty" and "fearsome"- they're gender-neutral, and probably would stoke dragon egos. ;D

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #101 on: May 02, 2006, 05:30:27 AM »
No, I think I'll just stick to "oh drek."

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #102 on: May 02, 2006, 07:33:27 AM »
There are similiar rules, used with zombies and dragons. . . Save a bullet for yourself. . .
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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #103 on: May 02, 2006, 02:29:45 PM »
Yeah, just don't say the words "O Great Dragon" to a regular dracoform. It's demeaning and insulting, you know.

Better off using whatever name they tell you. Mostly because you might offend a Dragon using their Dragon-to-Dragon name, like Doll-Maker or Gold Master.
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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #104 on: May 03, 2006, 05:38:46 AM »
Or worse yet, hey you Big Fraggin' Dragon. Might go over well, and might get you deep fried.

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