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Author Topic: I Hate Spam.  (Read 7294 times)

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Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #45 on: January 25, 2005, 11:32:36 AM »
Actually, it comes from an old Monty Python skit... like so much hacker culture.

A guy orders a breakfast from a menu, and then asks the waiter if he can replace one of the objects in the meal with spam... and then he goes through in true-Monty Python style and slowly replaces every object in the meal with spam.

And the waiter is repeating back the order to him each time he makes a change, so he ends up saying "Spam" like fifteen hundred times in the course of the skit.

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Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #46 on: January 25, 2005, 11:38:18 AM »
no. he didn't like spam.
but more or less.

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Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #47 on: January 26, 2005, 02:13:26 AM »
you know its a shame you cant take spsamers to court for harassment
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Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #48 on: January 26, 2005, 08:56:07 AM »
you can in california.

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Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #49 on: January 26, 2005, 02:52:45 PM »
It gets harder if it's international, but they're working on that.

So is the RICAA... or however that anagram goes. The people trying to prosecute KaZaA, WinMX, Napster, and twelve year old girls. They're all working on the same thing... trying to prosecute local laws internationally.

Of course, we could always hack thier servers and crash them.. .oh, wait, they already tried that with KaZaA and Morpheous.

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Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #50 on: January 26, 2005, 02:59:41 PM »
it's all about the shadows.

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Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #51 on: January 27, 2005, 09:53:48 AM »
still it they bug me they infect my system with massive spywere to the point its a pain to get rid of
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Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #52 on: January 27, 2005, 12:31:43 PM »
and that's why, as a tech, i have job security.

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Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #53 on: January 28, 2005, 10:44:12 AM »
i guess so  :P
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Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #54 on: January 28, 2005, 12:02:18 PM »
so, have any computer problems? i can fix them... for a nominal fee...

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Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #55 on: January 28, 2005, 01:12:32 PM »
whats minimal these days ???
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Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #56 on: January 28, 2005, 01:49:31 PM »
minimal? or nominal?
minimal...

hmm... low ball estamate typically runs the cost of giveing a neighbor kid $20 to come over and open up your system.

average is typically about $45/hour. depending on how serious the problem is, and how much you need it fixed right this very second.

i charge $75/hour, but i have some certification to back me up, saying that i'm a wonderfull computer repair genious.

high end tops off arround $250/hour, with a minimum 4 hour contract.

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Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #57 on: January 28, 2005, 03:13:34 PM »
you going to cover fed ex over nighting it each way
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Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #58 on: January 28, 2005, 03:18:56 PM »
nah. i was going to bill her drive time at 1/2 rate costs.

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Re:I Hate Spam.
« Reply #59 on: February 05, 2005, 07:13:38 AM »
Just posting in a quest to have the most recent post in every forum on the board!  :D
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