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Pirates are Cool.
« on: January 24, 2006, 11:42:30 PM »


For a more nonsensical letter, and an explanation of the above picture, view the following link: here.

For those of you too lazy to read the whole thing, here is a sectionoid:

"You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature."

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Re:Pirates are Cool.
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2006, 05:28:28 AM »
wow, a real review...
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Re:Pirates are Cool.
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2006, 06:28:01 AM »
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!! Ruski, you better start recruiting now! I LIKE the ozone layer!! :ruski:

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Re:Pirates are Cool.
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2006, 08:55:05 AM »
:ruski:

Okay. Hear-Ye' Hear-Ye'!!!


all in favor of becoming a priate to save the ozone layer, sing allong with me!

"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho."

-RuskiFace the Pirate
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Re:Pirates are Cool.
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2006, 09:27:16 AM »
And we save the bleedin' Ozone Layer because we ain't stupid. Yo-Ho-Ho!! :ruski:

Gabriel, um.... pirate
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Re:Pirates are Cool.
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2006, 08:06:26 PM »
Sorry, I'm a Ninja
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Re:Pirates are Cool.
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2006, 05:42:09 AM »
Well, we know Apocalypse is a Monkey, so the gang's all here I suppose.

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Re:Pirates are Cool.
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2006, 08:16:44 AM »
Monkeys are pirates too.

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Re:Pirates are Cool.
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2006, 08:48:29 AM »
No, monkies are pirate SIDEKICKS and thus do NOT contribute to the overall disipation of the Ozone Layer.

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Re:Pirates are Cool.
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2006, 09:00:47 AM »
but, if you were to measure pirates by the POUND, then monkies would constitute part of their gear at least, and although weighing less than the pirate, or his cannon, or his pirate ship, they would still help in a small way.

"Monkies; helping the ozone layer in a small way."

should be on a T-Shirt.

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Re:Pirates are Cool.
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2006, 09:40:38 AM »
"If you've got any poo, fling it now!"

I love Madagascar!
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Re:Pirates are Cool.
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2006, 09:51:52 AM »
that was a good movie. although I wish they did a better job rendering the steaks that everyone was turning into when the lion was hungry. the copy-paste routine gets painfull after a half-dozen instances.

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Re:Pirates are Cool.
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2006, 05:26:02 AM »
I saw it on a bootleg copy so the quality wasn't all that great to notice the steak thing. I even saw someone get up out of their seat
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Re:Pirates are Cool.
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2006, 06:58:58 AM »
and that's why you have to get bootleg copies that are made from the master preview disks.

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Re:Pirates are Cool.
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2006, 07:17:12 AM »
I haven't seen Madagascar yet. Sooner or later, I'll get to it, but I hear it's pretty good.

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