Ugly, but naked and drunk. 
Gabriel
"You Sir, are drunk!" said she.
"Well, that may be true, but you're ugly as sin, and I'll be sober in the morning!" said he.
I find it hard to find attractive women anymore now that I got my shoe!
A Cigarette, a Shoe, a Smiley Face, a Fire Feather, A Pirate, A Clown, and A Robot. It's like this message board is a messed up game of monopoly. All the tokens are in the same spot, but there's no rent, everything's made up, and the points don't matter.
