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[Ruski]

Okay, well, upon Apoc's advice (it's alwies a good idea to listen to dragons) i think this will be a thread deticated to the stupid things we've done as runners, and how it went from there.

Like the time myself (as a rigger) decided to fly a T-Bird. the T-Bird was carrying an exec J who was trying to kill us. she was one heckuva *BLEEP*, and we were expecting it, but we weren't expecting the T-Bird. in preperation for her arrival, we broke into her house, and opend up all the gas lines and were waiting inside the house (with quite the headaches) so that we had something to blow up as a distraction later. turns out we distracted them sooner (rather than later) when they landed their corperate T-Bird, guns drawn, and we went out to greet them. aparently some static electricity was built up when we closed the door behind us, and the house exploded, killing the girl, knocking over the T-Bird, and frying us in the process, now through the carefull burning of some karma we lived, but the lone-star was on it's way, as were some ground based corperate supporters, so, haveing nothing better to do, we climed into the dammaged T-Bird, and mannaged to fly it for about five blocks before it crashed again, then we had to steal a car, and drive someplace for docwagon to come pick us up. (but at least we didn't need the assault pickup fees added on there)

-RuskiFace the Pirate

[mercy]

ok  this happen in a AD&D  session I was leading a group to the desert
to beat on slavers the city oppsed this so sent a group to stop us  one member of our party who was with the vity military deciced to switch sides
well the biggest badestt Mouther on our side was a lev16 weapon masyer with a 19 strg  well the triater decides he is going to lasso the weapion Master  and try to hog tie him
mine you the triater is only 7  and  a 18/23
strg

[APOCALYPSE]

This is kind of sketchy since it has been years...but I remember run where they guys had to burn everything, etc...to dispose of evidence for some kidnapping, etc.. After everybody, set the explosives and dumped fuel, etc.. then one guy said as a joke...."Who brought the lighter?".... then the village idiot said without a second glance...."Oh, I got one and it still works. See !" BOOM....needless to say...that ended the run.

It's a bit sketchy but the details are there. I remember my buddy and the idiot getting into a fight or something over that

[Ruski]

Once, when driveing through this little dump of a town on a cross country smuggleing route we got in some trouble with the local enforcement, seems they wanted to take all our money and kill us, or at least leave us in the middle of nowhere with only our socks to keep us warm, so as they come up to our car we open up and blow the crap out of them, but not before they call for backup. so we switch cars (takeing their cruser) and head back into town, on the way in we see some headlights. so we play chicken with them. no one finched.
we got away with moderate wounds, but the other car was actually a truck with ten guys in the back. they didn't fair so well (aparently didn't have seat belts back there)

-RuskiFace the Pirate

[Gabriel]

OK, the runners are in the middle of the Cascade Mountains. They have just taken out an entire regiment of Salishe-Shidhe regular army troops who were on a training mission. They did this by geeking a trooper and taking all of his splash grenades full of Gama-Scopolamine and emptying them into a the trooper's helmet. Then they summoned a wind spirit to manifest and vaporize the GS into a mist. Then the spirit just blew through the camp. *Thud* Instant catatonic grunts. Since the runners were feeling so damn smug, one of them decideds to check out one of the 3 T-Birds parked in a perimiter around the camp and directly behind a group of trikes and 4-wheelers the runners were goign to use to get out of the forrest. Said runner had NO experience with anything other than a bike, so when he started screwing with the T-Bird's controls, he ended up firing the main gun directly into the trikes/4-wheelers/cargo carriers. The others grabbed cover QUICK, and the runner in the T-Bird got spooked and started blasting the controls with a shotgun. The T-Bird takes off, unguided (the runner dives out the back) and crashes into a tree, grounding itself and stalling. Miraculously, no one was hurt or killed, but all of the bikes/trikes/etc. wee blasted about 20' away and were now bright hunter's orange. The cannon was loaded with paint rounds for the training exercise.

Gabriel

[mercy]

lol am guessing they took one of the other t-birds

[kv]

"No Officer, this is my bike. I LIKE orange!"

  HAHAHAHAHA!

  -Kid Vid

[Ingo Monk]

rofl Kid!

[Gabriel]

LOL, now, they headed cross country in a BIG truck and used spirits to smugggle the hardware across the border. ANd since they had brought a bunch of fishing gear with them when they cross into S-S territory, they just looked like they had come back from a particularly drekky fishing trip.

Gabriel

[Ruski]

So... did ya' catch anything?

"some paint. the insides of my pants are all oarnge from where i had to sit on it while it was still wet."

-RuskiFace the Pirate

[Gabriel]

No fish, just one pissed off elf and some bad-blodd between use and the S-S boys and girls.

Gabriel

[Ruski]

LOL how about "you should have seen the one that got away! it was the size of a T-Bird!"

-RuskiFace the Pirate

[Gabriel]

LOL! THat would have been great. I doubt the border guards would have laughed much, though.

Gabriel

[Ruski]

they never do seem to have a sence of humor about thoes sort of things.

-RuskiFace the Pirate

[mercy]

boarder guards a sense of humor thoose two words dont go togher