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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #45 on: March 01, 2006, 09:55:16 AM »
Nah, that's what they use to swab the deck.
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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #46 on: March 01, 2006, 09:56:22 AM »
Or anoint the blessed. :-\

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #47 on: March 01, 2006, 03:12:51 PM »
"With this Tidy-Bowl, I thee Wed."

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #48 on: March 01, 2006, 03:16:42 PM »
burried in a landslide of urinal cakes.

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #49 on: March 01, 2006, 03:43:19 PM »
Would that be heaven or hell?

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #50 on: March 01, 2006, 03:45:08 PM »
Well, after a life of Drek... what would you expect?

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #51 on: March 01, 2006, 03:56:01 PM »
No, it just reminded me of an old Calvin and Hobbes, where Calvin asks Hobbes where he thinks we go when we die. Hobbes responds "Cleveland." and Calvin asks "If we're good or bad?"

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #52 on: March 01, 2006, 04:47:05 PM »
I remember that one.  I think I have the book.
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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #53 on: March 03, 2006, 08:10:35 AM »
Calvin also thinks the Earth should impose a cover charge to keep out the riff-raff.

I recall a bud whose character became so powerful that he managed to accidentally make himself a god, since he was too lazy to really do up a church and a following and since he preferred the life of a rake hell he figured his churches should be brothels and his mantra: at least we mop.

Bet they had a cover charge ;D
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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #54 on: March 03, 2006, 08:13:40 AM »
well, I don't think he'd have any shortage of followers in seattle.

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #55 on: March 03, 2006, 08:14:10 AM »
Now that sounds like my kind of religion. I wonder what kind of prayers they offered up to him???

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #56 on: March 03, 2006, 08:15:49 AM »
just recite any spice-girl song you can think of.

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #57 on: March 03, 2006, 08:17:25 AM »
Probably not anything articulate, just a lot of grunting and moaning no doubt
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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #58 on: March 03, 2006, 08:17:36 AM »
LOL.

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Re:Holy crap!
« Reply #59 on: March 03, 2006, 08:28:22 AM »
It ingenious really if gods count strength on prayers - every moan, every grunt thats a prayer to this guy :) Like eating deity popcorn
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