You can see your breath infront of you as you aproach the kung-fu nightmare. the Valet looks at you kinda odd as you walk past, but you don't really pay much attention to him. There is a beautifull lady wearing almost nothing waiting to check your guns before you enter 'the arena'; an area with giant fans underneath the grating that constantly propell dancers through the air. waitresses and waters, all dressed like kung-fu masters are suspended from strings and wires, and bounce about from table to table taking orders and bringing drinks. the tables are steel, as is required by the magnetic dishes and glasses, inorder to stay in place durring the high-powered windstorm. there are seat-belts on the chairs, that are bolted to the floor. the walls are alive with 3-D interactive kung-fu movies, that you can shadowbox with, or just watch, depending on your mood. the music is a mix of troll-thrash, and soft chinese melodies mixed together artfully. through the haze of flying patrons, kicking 3-D models, and bowing waters, you can see MFI in the corner, enjoying what seems to be the company of several women, all dressed in theme. a guard at the 'gate' (more of a gateway, that's 4 feet from the ground; you aparently can't walk in, you'll have to jump) dirrects you to the ticket booth, and the gun-check in point. he's got a 'magic wand' metal detector, and looks like he means buisness.