Oooh, a dragon. Hello, Apoc, you have depressed me no end telling us your kid is in Uni. That means we've been coming to this pub far longer than I care to admit.
Kids I knew who wore droopy diapers are now friggin Green Berets for frack's sake!!!
I think I'll go with the Lady Astor on this time thing, she refused to admit to older than 30ish even if it did make her kids illegitimate and/or impossible. Not that birthdays are really a thing with me, I merely expect my nearest and dearest to supply one 'unbirthday' gift to me once a year, every year, date unimportant, as long as I get some swag at some point, every year. I'm nothing if not entirely reasonable
